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Just look at his lil eyes! How could you fear him?! He likes cuddling and is very gentle ^_^. But seriously, guys, stay away from his pincers/claws. They have a crushing force of 3,300 newtons (. _ . ) and can clip your fingies off in one snap!

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context: I didn't know the exact crushing force of a coco crab so I was looking it up and this is what showed

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[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Motherfuckers gatekeeping crabs now...

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

If not crab, why crab-shaped?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago

This image could use some sharpness

[–] rb411@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The coconut crab is objectively one of the most terrifying creators on God's green earth

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And what do they create? Mayhem

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are delicious though, because of their coconut diet.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Actually, they are omnivores, and therefore eat all things that they can. Even smaller crabs! It's the king cobra in the crab world.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Even aviators!

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Right, but the coconut in their diet helps make them tastier.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS SO CUTE OHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCE

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

This motherfucker need Jee-suss.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jumping spider wan be your fren!

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)

All others can fudge right off.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Now, was Amelia Earhart eaten by coconut crabs? Edit: it is actually plausible Link to National Geographic

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Finally someone who's focused on the task at hand

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

We need answers

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Vert cute! but be careful!

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I like me some cheerleader crab