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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago

Dear baby Jesus, we are so far down this Trump/Epstein Rabbit Hole that I can't see anymore what is legit and what is not

This all sounds insane, but everything is insane now so this could potentially be completely true. Or it could be, you know, insane ramblings. Both are valid options.

I hate this timeline so much

So any sources on if this is true or false?

[–] i_ben_fine@midwest.social 3 points 21 hours ago

This is the fakest sounding shit every said.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Bruh a pint of blood a week is insane?

You would need 8 mormons to do that safely.

What do you even use it for? Communing with Joseph Smith?

Could be this is intentionally written to be absurd to try to make other claims also seem less trustworthy. Could be metaphorical/euphemism.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You think these people do anything safely?

They used Gmail for a pedo ring...

But yea wtf were they doing with it?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter when you're guaranteed immunity?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That was my first thought as well. This wouldn’t have been a small operation, others would necessarily have been involved. What did she do to convince them? Did she pose as a blood drive employee? Did she institute a blood bucket ritual? Did she bribe a blood bank? And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

And what service do you use? Just FedEx it?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.

People who want control and guaranteed silence and services.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Satanic pedo rituals probably.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I doubt these people believe in literal Satan; regardless of whatever names they use, they believe in actual money. So whether God, yhwh, Jesus, Allah, Satan, Babylon, Dagon (the miter that the pope* wears), Shiva, Kali , the names tell is what qualities they worship, in addition to money. But I'm just guessing.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh the Antichrist is real alright.

And her name is… Greta Thunberg

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/10/peter-thiel-lectures-antichrist

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah I’m not convinced these kid fuckers were at all supernaturally inclined. Maybe to blackmail people? Like doing it for the photos?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 day ago

They do engage in rituals. Aleister Crowley was a British Parliamentarian, spy, Golden Dawn member, and ritualist. He spent his money and sanity in persuit of the lifestyle, and some remember him fondly, others not so much.

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 21 hours ago

Definitely not blood libel

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What the fuck is the Great Work?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

AFAIK not a normal mormon thing, but I've only studied the salt lake group. If anyone here has experience with a non brighamite sect they might know more

Edit just checked in with an online mormon community and they found a longer version of this showing JE supposedly met with the head of their church. Search the doj portal for EFTA02437604 at your peril, it's graphic

[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about this is graphic? I'm confused.

Search the doj portal for [] at your peril, it’s graphic

it's a safe boilerplate warning

[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago

It's a common term to describe occult activities. She sounds like a crystal healing hippie tbf

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago

I imagine it's different for everyone, in the context of power players? World dominance?

Epic of Gilgamesh/Tanaka/OT looking more like an instructional manual/blueprint.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe she's trying to become a perfect being?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnum_opus_(alchemy)

It's just as valid as all the other Epstein things that don't specifically mention a President of the United States or someone called "Andrew".

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's sad that I don't find this surprising at all

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

I guess mental health issues come in handy, for the "right" people, if only for sick amusement?