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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Player has passed out in parking lot

Would you like to play again?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

You have selected:

No

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 week ago

*Opens a bottle labelled POWER DRIVE*

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you're not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, drank my buddy.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago

Your buddy always wanted to be drank.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn't it's that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have selected:

POWER BINGE

[–] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Life is in... Gutter. Would you like to play again?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You have selected:

The third thing

[–] Vendetta@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

You have selected... Yes.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is goddamned genius!