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I just think they're neat!

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you're not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, drank my buddy.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago

Your buddy always wanted to be drank.

If Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn't it's that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy