this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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I just think they're neat!
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From what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you're not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.
Instructions unclear, drank my buddy.
Your buddy always wanted to be drank.
If Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn't it's that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy