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Oh noooooo
So does anyone have any good recipes for muffins I've been in a muffin mood lately
Oh me too. I tried doing some oatmeal blueberry muffins from random recipes online, but the muffin tops feel too small for my liking. ended up more like cupcakes.
LMAO
A good start.
One less, one less 🎉🎉🎉
I will take that
cancels penis enlargement operation
> be me
> have money
> like "i can get away with pedophilia" money
> can get any woman i want
> lil' me won't get hard
> gold digger says it's ok, i can hear her laugh
> everyone giggles when i'm around
> hear rumors of how i was cheated by every gf and wife
> time to fix this shit
> coke'n cialis combo
> get dick surgery
> get ready for the pornstar dick, bitches!
> unlicensed medics
> forgot to tell them i was high af
> die in surgery\
and nothing of value was lost!
RIP Bozo
Just keep trying penis surgeons. You'll get it right one of these days.
Guess this needs to be updated?
I don't get it. If you are a billionaire, you'd have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.
Because gender affirming care, or rather needing it, is so strong.
Billionaires are as insecure and self centered as anyone. Part of the problem really and why rich people should be paying more taxes.
I have a theory that very few, if any, of these people are happy.
I have a theory that very few, if any, of these people are happy
Its easier to accept our crappy hamster bodies when we dont have enough money to think we can change that reality
It's because a normal person would hit a few tens of millions and call it a day, retire, spend time with their family. The internal drive that creates a billionaire also prevents them from ever being happy or satisfied in any meaningful way. I think it's similar to how a psychopath is incapable of empathy, it's pathological.
Because when you have so much, any and every hit to the ego feels that much worse, and the concept that something could exist that can't be fixed by throwing money at it seems impossible.
billionaires are not like us, just like psychopaths are not like us. I wonder if they even have souls if souls exist.. probably exchanged it for money.
Lol. smol peepee
Ffs, just buy a dodge ram
I’d rather they die trying to enlarge their small peepee than ruin our cities with their trucks
Or a Corvette.
Including the 32 billionaires that died last year, that's just over 1% of all billionaires removed from this Earth! That's not an insignificant number. Let's make it even higher!
Lets make it 100%
Natural causes and them keeping their wealth and/or bequeathing it doesn't count.
Why aren't the surgeons being paraded like luigi.
Ok I read it. Here's the basics. Dude had a heart problem and an ulcer. He goes to this clinic a couple times a year for injections. This time he suffered abdominal pain and told the surgeons to call medical services. They did but it seemed like it was probably the ulcer so no one was dispatched. He tells them to proceed. Later he suffered a heart attack and emergency services are contacted again. An autopsy revealed it was not related to the procedure but rather to a chronic condition and drugs he was taking. The surgeons were punished because they were not licensed to practice in France despite doing it for a couple of decades.
Still in my humble opinion the timing seems sus.
Lol, didn't elon lose his ducks usability to this?