I don't get it. If you are a billionaire, you'd have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.

Guess this needs to be updated?

Lol. smol peepee

Ffs, just buy a dodge ram

Why aren't the surgeons being paraded like luigi.

In heaven/hell:

Anonymous: Hey, you're a new one. How did you die?

Ehud: Well... That's a short story that supposed to become longer, but it hasn't.

o7 surgeons and o7 dipshit who kept taking sketchy pills before surgery

Including the 32 billionaires that died last year, that's just over 1% of all billionaires removed from this Earth! That's not an insignificant number. Let's make it even higher!

it seems like the operation failed. there's fewer dicks in the world now.

So the operation was a 100% succes.

You think these needledicks would learn from Elons botched surgery.

lolololololol

It makes me very, very sad to hear of the passing of a billionaire.

The Hindustan Times never disappoints!

I can't believe being a billionaire wasn't enough for this man, he was still insecure that he felt the need to buy a bigger dick.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but women don't need a gorilla sized dick! They need you to eat them out! (this guy had a wife. We need to ask men if they crave gorilla dicks)

Now this is a feel good story

An autopsy later confirmed that Laniado died from cardiac hypertrophy, a condition involving an enlarged heart.

A search of his hotel room revealed he had been taking multiple substances banned in France, along with vasodilators commonly used to treat erectile dysfunction. According to judicial sources, these substances are believed to have contributed to his death.

Ah, so it had nothing to do with the procedure, dude was on a cocktail of his own drugs, didn't tell the doctor, had a heart attack.

So, if it was anyones fault, it was the pathetic billionaires fault. Also anyone who gets rich from diamonds is always, 100%, a scumbag.

Let this be an example to every surgeon out there that if a billionaire patient dies during or after a surgery:

It can't simply be a statistical death, their trusts will have investigators digging through your trash for years and feeding a team of laywers to find the slightest excuse to end your career even if they die because they were taking party drugs and weren't honest with you.

Its best to just refuse doing surgery on a billionaire.

And this not satire, right?

d===/~!==D

Well shit, if a billionaire can't pull it off, I'm fucked.