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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Broke : inter office relationships.
Woke : banging your colleagues' useless kids

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Bespoke: getting close to your coworker's trans daughter to get her to fix your Arch install

"Hey good looking. Can you help me install Microsoft Office in this thing?"

Worst pickup line ever.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

why is she trans? there's no indicator

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

To fix the arch install...

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

She confided in me that ever since she was a child she felt dysphoric in regards to her assigned gender.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Not useless if she exists!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 2 months ago

Come on. Don't leave us hanging. Tell us how it turned out