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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 64 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The process of being demoted from US vassal to periphery is causing positive change in the class interests of the UK, internationally. Starmer obviously still represents the UK's bourgeoisie, but there's fighting between the domestic bourgeoisie and the US Empire's. Imperialist infighting.

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I've long had this thought that real changes almost exclusively come about when the bourgeois class has a split and starts infighting. What I saw during the five-year debacle that was the lead up to Brexit was bourgeoisie having power struggles with other bourgeoisie. The media messages were mixed, the money was in confusing places, there was no clear understanding where anyone stood.

It's those weak moments that entities (ideally already well put-together socialist orgs) often have a real chance to exploit and consequently make a big difference. Divide and conquer I suppose.

In this case, it's actually China getting involved and offering an actually good deal in order to bring about the downfall of US hegemony, which is kind of potentially huge.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

I agree, big changes may be coming!

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I'm actually jealous of the brits for something sir kid starver accomplished- hell is a hockey rink rn

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago

In Florida, can confirm; Gonna be in the 20's this weekend.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

HAHA... England turning the whole of the USA into a "flyover state" on their way to China.

[–] facow@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Haha there's no way that's the route. UK and China are in Eurasia why would they fly over the US

[–] godisidog@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Yeah Chinese airlines go over Russia, Euro airlines can’t so they go south over India, but neither route goes anywhere near Amerika.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Usual route, yes, but thanks to some diplomacy pioneered by Eric Adams, the route is now London Heathrow > Istanbul > NYC JFK > LAX > Shanghai

[–] facow@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

you know first stop is always Istanbul

[–] abc@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is joke, has nothing to do with the actual air line routes.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2 you're not able to see @grok@hexbear.net's replies because you don't have Hexbear Premium!

[–] etsy@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

make a funny joke

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fuck yeah

I was called overly optimistic yesterday when I said UK was trying to abandon the special relationship with the US and replacing it with China, this is well beyond what I expected in 24 hours.

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago

dangerously close to making me wish I was br*tish, but I will never yield

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Friendship ended with USA

Now China is my best friend

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Now watch as he pulls a Brandon and calls Xi a dictator the moment he returns to the Pedoph-Isles lmao

You know he's going to bumble this shit somehow, he's fundamentally incapable of doing anything right

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Brandonism with British characteristics: he compliments Xi by calling him a monarch.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The hyperbrandonization of all things between heaven and earth will continue until morale improves

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Pedoph-Isles

Fuck, that one is good

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the moment he returns to the Pedoph-Isles lmao

How have I never heard this one before?? agony-shivering

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I move in the shadows and keep my ear to the ground

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago

Nah, this is at least partly if not mostly for British engineering and services companies who already work in China. It cuts down red tape and cost for them, plus it's the most basic precursor to potentially agreeing on services legislation.

It'll likely also be used as another avenue of infiltration for US removed / JSOC.

Starmer is a completely owned and proud bagman for US intelligence services.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

A more concrete agreement than anything that's happened in the decades of crowing about Britain's "special relationship" with the United States.

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Having paid almost £200 for my visa (that lasts 2 years) nary a year ago, I'm both pleased and ENRAGED

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

Starmer embraces Mark Carney thought

[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Someone punch me am I dreaming?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

US pissing off one of its oldest 'allies'

lmao

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

The ONE downside to this thawing of relations, is that I truly think a major step in the reconstruction of the British psyche would have been to see the entire Royal Navy turn into artifical reefs at the bottom of the South China Sea... but I'll put my faith in the CPC to have worked out some more peaceful route to civilizing the pirate slavers of the north Atlantic.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

having Chinese food tomorrow to celebrate o7