A Boring Dystopia

Don't forget to 5 star it! This author's stuff is brilliant: Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel

Getting an Amazon account?

No, thank you

I can positively recommend some other bedside reading from the same author:

I bought the paperback. I am going to put it in the neighborhood tiny library.

I got my copy, but this also looks like a great option.

I now own a digital copy of this book.

They already stopped people from buying it, I guess.

I am going to do this, but I assume Amazon has a way of pushing its promoted content to the top.

If I were an Amazon exec I'd hope for this. The bribe has already done its work and if no one sees they film there will be fewer complaints and bad reviews written about it.

Lol

Her husband gets all the attention. But she has something to hide, too. Melania Trump had it all. A former model living luxuriously high above New York City, she had her every whim catered to and her every want met, far from the public eye. But when her famous husband becomes President of the United States and leaves for Washington, her quiet life is thrown into disarray. Now, surrounded by young, strapping Secret Service agents and pursued by the cunning and handsome FBI director James Comey, Melania must work to keep everything from falling apart. Because Melania has secrets of her own –– deadly secrets –– and no one yet knows how far she'll go to protect them. "The best erotic supernatural political thriller I've read this week." - Christine Sims, author of Taken by the T-Rex "The Hunger Games meets 50 Shades of Grey … this was everything I didn’t know I was looking for in a book!" - Dani Fankhauser, author of Shameless: How I Lost My Virginity and Kept My Faith "I don't know what this is, but I'm totally down for this shit." - Jinn from Mercy Bar

As the mod of the bat community, I heartily approve of this effort. Long live erotic bat monsters!

Melania film? You mean the Melania porn film? The Melania porn film I just made up? That Melania porn film? Sorry but I can't really discuss the nonexistent Melania porn film at this time.

This is a fun idea, but unfortunately Amazon's search results are pay to play. (That's why they're always so bad.)

Melania is the worst first lady we ever had in the US. She is at base, the most uninteresting person. She is supposed to be on "the Five" tomorrow. I hope they ask her uncomfortable questions but I bet it will mostly be softball bullshit questions. She sucks and is unintelligent, just greedy and an Epstein operative/prop, as it is how she met the Orange Asshole. I hope she remains stuck with him because those who marry for money should be required to earn it.

I'm doing my part!

It's up to 11th place as of the writing of this comment.

is there a oooooo i just saw forbidden loveseat

is there a chuck tingle we could boost too?

edit: excuse me Two time Hugo Finalist and Goodreads nominee Dr. Chuck Tingle.

if you are Mssr. Boehninger, this is the best strategy to sell books i tell you hwhat

I'm sure like 2 people were planning to watch it

The maga cucks will spin this into a good thing. “Look how much people love her, they are writing stories about her.”

For search rankings, you would have to Google it and then click on the right link

"Melania d" gives zero search suggestions so it seems like they've already quashed this

Yay! That was fun. More like this, please.

What has that fluff every done other than spit out crotch fruit for a monster?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/melania-furious-over-shooting-upstaging-documentary-trump-biographer/ar-AA1Va8bX

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