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It's a living (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Me: I’ll just do this later

Wife: when is later?

Me: …

[–] pineapple@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

So real 😭

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But I can! Tomorrow I'm going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk...and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we the same person?

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

signs point to yes.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

instructions unclear. obtained diagnosis, still call myself a lazy piece of shit, except now I also feel guilty about calling myself that because it's ableism 🤔

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago

This is the way.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

I wish a diagnosis was enough for me 🤣

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That does sound nice.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Oh I still do that

[–] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago

From my therapist, jokingly: "Jesus Christ, you people can't do anything!"

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I go directly from panic to existencial dread X'D

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Get out of my head, Charles

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

It's a living

I didn't recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶

[–] TangledRockets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Dammit.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you planned it, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wdym tomorrow? The deadline is at midnight. There is no tomorrow…