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[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 100 points 1 month ago (4 children)

SAVE OUR KIDS

Supports a paedophile

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't be ridiculous, this guy doesn't support a paedophile, they support several.

[โ€“] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

I hope someone doesn't write "FROM ME" in permanent maker.

[โ€“] vpol@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe his hard drive has to be checked.

I wouldnโ€™t. Ew.

[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

He means "Save some for me."

[โ€“] Trebuchet@europe.pub 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Rothe@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] DrCake@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Not even a car made in the UK. Shows how much they really care I guess. It was probably made in Germany which is even funnier

[โ€“] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

These are the people accusing you of having trump derangement syndrome

[โ€“] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

If they mention TDS, just tell them you don't have The Daily Show, since Paramount owns it.

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[โ€“] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

โ€œSave our kidsโ€ but heโ€™s got a photo of Nonce in chief on the side as well

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why Trump?

American mind virus is invading our country

[โ€“] Unquote0270@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

From the unfortunate conversations I've had with a friend who leans in these directions, they see him as sticking it to establishment and willing to express attitudes they felt ashamed to express previously. Plus they are just dumb as fuck and Trump's utter nonsense takes on politics which conveniently leaves out complexity appeals to them -- things like "the economy isn't doing very well and the reason is immigrants" makes it simple for their underdeveloped reasoning skills.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gross. The economy and immigration are generally unrelated issues

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well that's just not true, immigration is great for the economy in terms of GDP because more workers make numbers go up and bad for "the economy" in terms of deflating local wages.

It's a complicated balance but they're certainly not unrelated.

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Hopefully being a swastikar it won't be long going up in smoke

[โ€“] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have the sticker of trump jerking off two people at once

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[โ€“] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Didn't know you had British MAGAts....

Edit: Also the sheer irony of the "stop the boats" sticker....

[โ€“] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone should tell this guy that it's physically impossible to be more cringe than a non-American Trump supporter

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[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

I bet he has committed sex crimes

[โ€“] madjo@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

A true sufferer from the Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[โ€“] derry@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The freedom isn't free sticker really ties it all together

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[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Untreated mental illness

[โ€“] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's so up himself that, in his head, he's translated the jeers and sneers of people he drives past as, "What a great guy!"

Vroom

"Fuck off, you racist wanker!"

"Thank you, I am good in bed!"

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Stop the foats? The poats?

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[โ€“] mech@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

"Oh no, I don't like modern society"

It is what it is.

[โ€“] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuuucking hell ๐Ÿคฆ

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago

The 'why so serious' next to the 'freedom isn't free' is what gets me the most. You just know this bloke is the most combustible kind of snowflake.

[โ€“] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Please can someone explain why "It is what it is" is also written on the car. Is there some additional meaning behind the use of that saying?

[โ€“] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

it is what it is ๐Ÿคท

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[โ€“] plateee@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love my country, Ashamed of my government.

Huh, a broken clock is right twice a day.

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[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least ot's not a monster truck

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[โ€“] Harvey656@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So uh, is this Murican idiot or UK idiot? There's so much plastered here the message is muddy. Is this a troll?

[โ€“] egrets@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Steering's on the right, people look British, pavement looks British, graveyard looks British, and "it is what it is" is a common trite, tautological idiom in the UK.

That makes their neon crucifix in the windscreen illegal and likely to get them noticed by police.

Edit: did some sleuthing; it's outside All Saints Church on Church Road in Crowborough, East Sussex. Car is parked just west of the lychgate; photographer is looking north.

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[โ€“] huppakee@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guess car stickers where buy one get one free on Temu, this guy is all over the place. He even got some stars to fill the blank spaces.

[โ€“] Naradae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the bloody hand and foot prints. Totally normal.

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[โ€“] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

holy shit it's the reformmobile

[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

I wish Margaret Thatcher could return from hell for exactly ten seconds. Just enough time to take in the state of English nationalism in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192.

[โ€“] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes Iโ€™d like the โ€œI have mental illnessโ€ vinyl wrap package please.

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[โ€“] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll bet it's Andrew Tates car

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[โ€“] aeiou@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'Wake up sheeple' is still a thing?

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[โ€“] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Stop the Boats

I guess? Maybe we should count ourselves lucky that they chose such a weird font.

Truth
Really
Upsets
Most
People

Truly a warrior ride. And of course it's a Tesla.

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[โ€“] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop the goats?

What did goats ever do to this person?

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[โ€“] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I bet you the truth would really upset that person.

[โ€“] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Theyโ€™ve forgotten to leave room for GB News and Daily Mail stickers.

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