this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

Ass like a Ben Garrison comic

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago

please don't make me see shit like this

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

Grok, how do I delete other peoples posts?

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

hillary clinton has no immediate jewish ancestry

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago
[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Now you've done it you freak shit. You've fucked up. You're being tracked by the grid. The eye in the sky is watching. We're coming for you. Prepare to die.

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Congratulations on your very bad post. Now, if you'll excuse me,

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

We came, we saw, we came

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] doleo@lemmy.one 13 points 5 days ago

Everything apart from the silver medal. There’s no way she could finish second. Not when it’s her turn to win.

[–] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

#stillwithher

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] abc@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

ypg-brace Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to point out the AI generation, right? Walked right into that Democrat ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

bern-disgust Damn you Communists. America was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Tahiti. You there. You and me — we shouldn't be here. It’s these Communists the Empire wants.

ypg-brace We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

top-cop Shut up back there!

bern-disgust And what’s wrong with her?

ypg-brace Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Hillary Clinton, the true High Queen.

flattened-bernie Clinton? The Jarl of New York? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago