But it's like one of those dreams where you're 7 years old and being chased around the kitchen table by wolves, and you're wearing socks and the floor is linoleum so you keep slipping constantly.

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i-cant this shit is why I keep hanging around this dump.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I've been saying for at least a year we need to bring back genuine shitposting and this post is it

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And yet this begs several questions:

What material conditions led to wolves not only being indoors, but chasing a child around on a linoleum floor?
How many yards of linen went into manufacturing those socks? Were the sock factory workers properly compensated for the value of their labor input into the ensockening process?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

ensockening

probably what it feels like to fuck Chairy

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

linen socks are fascist, actually