this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I am not educated enough for this joke... What am I looking at here?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

It's a "tooth" from an excavator.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

random memory unlocked:

I picked up a piece of diamond plate from the middle of the road in highschool once, it was a weird shape and it caught my eye, a triangle shape like a ships sail. Trapezoidal.

years later my vehicle was broken into by breaking a small side window, and in that moment I realized I had a piece of scrap diamond plate the exact shape and size of that window.

I used industrial epoxy to glue it in place over the remnants of the glass and left it like that for a decade (the window was basically ornamental anyway, useless for visibility).

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A trapezoid has four sides. Which is it, trapezoid or triangle?

Sorry for being a pedant, I just can't focus on anything else with statements like this.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

this cracked me up 🤣

bothish. the hole was a trapezoid, the visible window part was a triangle. Apparently called a quarter glass

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter_glass

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

A trapezoid is just a triangle with one corner cut off. I can see a shape being described as both.

[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did you fix your car with a broken Geodreieck?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Better take it to the dentist, it's got a cavity.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Looks like an excavator tooth.

Solid work, good on you.