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i should call her

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

berdly-smug

Those are actually two massive testicles, sorry boob enjoyers, you've fallen for my funny prank

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

right below the north pole 😳

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you im gay

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're making me think my obsession with Mother Nature is Freudian... oh-shit

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] juniper@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's taking all my orgone not to horny-post about the weather dafoe-horror

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

volcel-judge stay frosty

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

β€œIt’s 4 pm sweetie, time for your daily hailstorm on your balls.”

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

It has... enhanced itself dennis-stare

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

"WLKY"

MILKY kelly

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Mother Nature

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

chomp chomp chomp gimme your lake superior im so horny for lake superior

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

kirby-jammin

The legend lives on from the neckline on down

Of the tig ol' big pair of cold biddys

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Their owner, it is said, always gives great head
Whenever they're around in my city.
And then something about taking a load of iron and 26 men

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And the mariners know that back home they'd not go

When they bust but she keeps on suckiiinnnnnn'

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

now we know why trump is so interested in canada and greenland

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

AWOOOOGAAAA

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Everything reminds me of him

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cool, I get to work outside in -30F temps for the next two days, not counting windchill

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feels like a Jack London novel x No Man's Sky freeze your ass extreme winter planet cross over. Windchill a nice -45 at best because fuck you. There was a point in time this winter I ran out of places to put snow for a long min, towering piles made me think of ice caves of Hoth, seems every day I'm shoveling.

you shovel sixteen tons and what do you get, not much other than cold and wet

[–] GommunismVillVin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] dead@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Dang I googled it to make sure it was new and found a few articles circulating it. I got got by the boobsquad again

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like quagsire to me