Yes! You kooky self-slut, you.
On the downside though, I'll be able to spank you from afar for having done so. No cumming!
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for "portal panties"
I guess we should have specified that there are definitely someΒ stupid questions...
You already can. You don't need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and...
Oh.
The portal gun was not made for this.
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Yes
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
Damn, you're right :(
Wait.. how did you confirm that?
Edit- grammar
Eat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
Good idea, I'll get right on that
Yeah! OP needs to share this portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
Still, that's just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
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Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
*are
I wonder if reaching through a portal and, say, holding your hands would feel more like holding two strangers hands. I mean, you're still completely aware it's your own two hands touching, and you can feel any movement mirrored in both of them, but your brain would be expecting your two arms to be coming together, and the fact that they were spread apart...I wonder how that would affect the subjective experience.
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
yes, but more importantly, this would also become possible:
suggestive furry paw art
I can already lick my own feet if I so choose.
depends on the size of the portal.
Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
Horrific art styleΒ
2007
Careful, itβs a relic.
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
What kind of anatomy textbooks are you reading
The fun yet educational kind.
Just don't be in there when it closes.