That's not a snack, it's a huge meal!
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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Family size banana
A succulent Chinese meal!
HANDS OFF MY BANANA!
I do think it's weird that every banana cultivar is described a having a "creamy" texture. Is there a banana with a jagged, rough texture out there? Chunky? Gritty? Watery? Greasy?
Oh fuck, give me them greasy nanners!
I've definitely had gritty bananas. Red bananas have such a small window of ripeness anymore they might as well be called gritty bananas now.
well cooking bananas/plantains are starchy
I have no clue what bananas used to taste like before they got bred to mostly the same 🍌 but maybe? I'm too lazy to look up descriptions of the tastes of old banana types. I also don't want to see the results of said web search.
We need more mainstream banana varieties :c I don't want to die only having tried the Canvendish
If you're in the US, there's a lot of options for ordering exotic fruits, including bananas, but they can be expensive and you got to be ready to eat them fairly fast once they arrive in the mail.
I have a friend who used Miami Fruit before: https://miamifruit.org/collections/fresh-fruit/products/banana-variety-box
You bet your goddamn ass I can eat $147 worth of exotic bananas in two days.
I order exotic fruit plants from Sow Exotic, they have a pretty good range of bananas. The search function isn't great but their selection is.
https://sowexotic.com/collections/all-plants?sort_by=relevance&q=Banana+
Maybe this is what we'll get when the Cavendishes go extinct.
There is already a cavendish variety that resists the fungus or what is it attacking it, but it was created using gene manipulation so it's not allowed in the EU
Can we do a plague resistant Gros Michel, please?
Let's just hope they have a bunch of seeds cryogenically frozen in a lab somewhere.
There is no such thing as a banana seed. All banana types are singular lineages of clones. All bananas of a certain type (currently cavendish is the one exported to all around the world) are the same genetically, that's why they are so susceptible to colony-destroying fungal infections.
edit: i meant commercial banana types, as we were talking about the preservation of those.
There absolutely is. The commercial bananas just had seeds bread out of them
When talking about the preservation of the Cavendish Banana what they said is relevant.
one can only hope
banana for scale?
I'm pretty sure I have an ex that can deepthroat that like it's nothing...
x5 multiplier, 1 in 1,000,000 chance to go extinct at the end of the round
Why does this speak to me so?
Too much Bananalatro, maybe.
*only works in hawaii
Bonono
Do not the Hua Moa banana
I see your eggplant and raise you a banana.
That’s a nice chode
Perfectly sized for slenderman's hands. Checkmate athiests.
That's bananas!
I thought maybe it would be the bit from Young Frankenstein where women sing in reaction to the monster's ehem banana
He does have "an enormous schwanzstucker" y'know