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Gaza will be a ‘beautiful piece of property’, says Donald Trump as images unveiled at the signing of the president’s ‘board of peace’ in Davos

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 18 hours ago

https://archive.is/jHeIt

Is that some sort of Qatari design?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 days ago

Genocide to facilitate shitty real estate development. Sounds like peak Trump.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was the plan from the start. Kushner was developing plans for Gaza before the end of the year after Oct 7.

They want to develop the Israeli Dubai, so rich people don't have to spend their money with the Arabs. They can give it to the Israelis instead.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

kushner had a 2bn investment from one of the ME countries, they planned this since last term, i think covid delayed the attack.

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s wild that the Superman movie predicted this almost exactly.

(Yes I know this isn’t the first instance of Trump suggesting it but the movie was written like three years ago)

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

superman, BOYZ, if anyone has been listening, simpsons and family guy.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The movie was written in direct call-out of both democrats and republicans enabling and supporting the genocide. Trump isn't the only one supporting this, he's just the least tasteful and most overtly evil in presenting his goals for the region. The rest of America's political leadership is mostly fine with it and broadly want the same thing.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

you are reading it too deep, its directed at the current administration doing this.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Director James Gunn has stated his 2025 Superman film is not related to the Middle East conflict, clarifying, "When I wrote this, the Middle Eastern conflict wasn't happening," and noting the film is fictional

The fact that he refers to an internationally-recognized genocide as a "conflict" should tell you all you need to know. Plus Warner Bros, who produced the movie, are pretty major Zionazi symps.

Doesn't mean the movie can't be used to channel and catalyze revolutionary sentiment, but where are you getting that it was "written in direct call-out of both democrats and republicans enabling and supporting the genocide"? Because the director explicitly says otherwise and the production company are known sympathizers with the genocidal state.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

When I wrote this, the Middle Eastern conflict wasn’t happening

and noting the film is fictional

I dispute both of these claims.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

When I wrote this, the Middle Eastern conflict wasn't happening,"

So, he wrote it long before any of us were born?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol @ the suggestion that it wasn't happening yet

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[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And in a short twenty years when you vacation the strip

Try not 'n think about the dead

And have a nice trip!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Don't worry about it it's a trump-backed construction plan so it'll never get finished.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I hope their plans blow up in their faces.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It looks like he meant "bored of peace" as otherwise he wouldn't have invited ~~people~~ reptils like

  • Putin
  • Lukashenko
  • MBS
  • Netanyahu

What's this, a villain con?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

trump said canada wasnt invited. i know china rejected being on there.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Of course China rejected the offer. They're going to do their own thing regardless, they always have, there's no reason to pay Trump for the privilege.

[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is so wildly offensive goddamn lmao

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

The real crime is that this is not a vision for how Palestinians should be living, even though they deserve to.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 75 points 2 days ago (30 children)

Just in case it wasn't obvious, Israel offered him a big chunk of real-estate in exchange for supporting their genocide.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Which he plans to build over graveyards and burials.... much like the original colonists did so in North America to the Natives.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

What chapter in Revelation is this part of the end times?

Did he include an Epstein Tower where they will DISPLAY the EPSTEIN FILES? Or just a pedo tower?

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

AGAIN?!?

For those that remember, this isn't the first time.

Can someone make a bingo card of insane shit Trump says over a month?

[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For those that remember, this isn't the first time.

I wish I could forget...

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was him and totallyayahoo's plan all along. The two war criminals just war criminal their way to prosperity.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah... We knew they wanted to do this when the genociding started. They didn't hide this at all. Kushner spoke about it to the media before the election

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I guess that's one way to get me to support bombing Gaza.

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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How nice of them to build such beautiful apartment buildings for the Gazans to live in.

The Gazans get to live in Gaza, right?

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