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Gaza will be a ‘beautiful piece of property’, says Donald Trump as images unveiled at the signing of the president’s ‘board of peace’ in Davos

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 76 points 2 months ago (35 children)

Just in case it wasn't obvious, Israel offered him a big chunk of real-estate in exchange for supporting their genocide.

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was him and totallyayahoo's plan all along. The two war criminals just war criminal their way to prosperity.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah... We knew they wanted to do this when the genociding started. They didn't hide this at all. Kushner spoke about it to the media before the election

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 months ago

Genocide to facilitate shitty real estate development. Sounds like peak Trump.

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 months ago (5 children)

AGAIN?!?

For those that remember, this isn't the first time.

Can someone make a bingo card of insane shit Trump says over a month?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I thought we were doing a new one every month?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's almost like he wants to distract us from something

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Also he has no self-control. Every brainfart comes out of his mouth, and he can't remember what he's talking about for more than 30 seconds, so he just loops.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Which he plans to build over graveyards and burials.... much like the original colonists did so in North America to the Natives.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How nice of them to build such beautiful apartment buildings for the Gazans to live in.

The Gazans get to live in Gaza, right?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

"Sure" ;) - Trump

"You bet!" - Bibi

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He called it "a beautiful piece of property"

He's literally viewing this as "I want to own that land so I can profit off of it."

Viewing an inhabited territory as some potential capitalistic conquest/enterprise is psychopathic behavior, plain and simple.

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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Of course! They just have to pay 1Mil for a tRuMp gOlD CaRd, own nothing and pay exorbitant prices! Oh; and be brown 👏 in 👏 private 👏

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess that's one way to get me to support bombing Gaza.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

I'd support bombing THAT Gaza.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do it for the trans bellydancers /s

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was the plan from the start. Kushner was developing plans for Gaza before the end of the year after Oct 7.

They want to develop the Israeli Dubai, so rich people don't have to spend their money with the Arabs. They can give it to the Israelis instead.

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[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It’s wild that the Superman movie predicted this almost exactly.

(Yes I know this isn’t the first instance of Trump suggesting it but the movie was written like three years ago)

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

superman, BOYZ, if anyone has been listening, simpsons and family guy.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

It looks like he queried a genAI model "futuristic luxury coastal cityscape."

This is SLOP and nothing else.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

"You blow it all up, and then we'll swoop in and build it all to sell it at a massive profit...then I'll rape your grandchildren."
"What?"
"What..."

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And in a short twenty years when you vacation the strip

Try not 'n think about the dead

And have a nice trip!

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

More ai slop from the only mouth sloppier than ai

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

Come for the stolen land. Stay for the climate change.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Board Of Peace -> Piece Of Board -> Piece Prize.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

Board Of Peace -> Bored Of Peace

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Harris loves genocide. So make sure not to vote for her.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What chapter in Revelation is this part of the end times?

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Sun City 2.0.

Yaah, thanks but no thanks.

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