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Gaza will be a ‘beautiful piece of property’, says Donald Trump as images unveiled at the signing of the president’s ‘board of peace’ in Davos

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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

How nice of them to build such beautiful apartment buildings for the Gazans to live in.

The Gazans get to live in Gaza, right?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago

"Sure" ;) - Trump

"You bet!" - Bibi

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He called it "a beautiful piece of property"

He's literally viewing this as "I want to own that land so I can profit off of it."

Viewing an inhabited territory as some potential capitalistic conquest/enterprise is psychopathic behavior, plain and simple.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Whenever a crime against humanity is being committed, Trump's first thought is "how can I get a piece of that action?"

He's lower than whale shit at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Of course! They just have to pay 1Mil for a tRuMp gOlD CaRd, own nothing and pay exorbitant prices! Oh; and be brown 👏 in 👏 private 👏