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Drunk driving on madam (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mixing madam with xanax is "falling out of the coconut tree"

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta add a splash of coconut milk and crush the xanax around the rim for a proper cocktail

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how-much-could-it-cost

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

"She confused the 'drowsy eye alcohol warning' on her medication for a 'winking eye alcohol suggestion' "

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I heard the distillery was founded a few years ago in a disadvantaged community by a Pell Grant recipient.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

get crunk with Madam vice president

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats Madam future Americas first female president for you

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

But that's not Hillary Clinton

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the hangover feels like you fell out of a coconut tree

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"a blend of whiskeys" so trash gotcha

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I'm surprised that blends of whiskeys exist, because that involves someone drinking whiskey and thinking, "you know what this needs? More whiskey."

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does it come with xans for the full Harris experience?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Xanax sold separately. Don’t drink and drive.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they are included with purchase, but delivered separately by drone obama-drone part-of-history

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Told shorty I got bottle service

Hit her ass with the vintage MADAM dracula-flow