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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 4 hours ago

Europe, Canada, and Latin America against US.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh my God, could this be any worse?

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2 points 58 minutes ago

The Americans could stop this at any moment if they choose to.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Canada, getting ready to invade, has amassed 90% of its population along its border with the United States. The longest unprotected border in the world.

They have a threatening lead on zamboni technology!

-Candian Bacon movie

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 minutes ago

"surrender pronto, or we bomb Toronto"

[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

At least there's only 2/3rds of a white house to burn down this time.

[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I hope we don't burn it down, it's such a pretty building. It's already been damaged enough by the megalomaniac.

I'd be OK if we just turned it into a Spirit Halloween for a season or something.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

We probably should burn it down with how awful he's made the interior look with all that Temu gold plating and crap.

Burn it down so they can start fresh. You're never gonna get the Trump stank out of there.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't put it past them to decide fuses are "woke" or some shit and it burns down on its own.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

The SS won’t let OSHA inspect the job site and it burns down when a contractor leaves a kerosene heater pointed at a barrel of acetone.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 41 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I'm gonna give Canada a free pass on any war crimes they commit this time

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 12 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Canadians dusting off the old checklist.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 minutes ago

That checklist is due for an update.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Geneva Suggestions.

[–] MooseWinooski@lemmy.ca 18 points 12 hours ago

Oh boy, here I go war criming again.

We are quite good at them. We're historically unstoppable when we get let loose against fascists and will do anything we can think of to be as mean as possible.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 hours ago

As a general rule if you see a headline from the Express you can assume it to be at best tangentially connected to reality.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 28 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

i can't find this one on my bingo card

anyone else have it

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Canada is a member of nato

So if a nato country is attacked…

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oof. Imagine Article 4'ing yourself.

[–] nobody158@r.nf 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

tRump wanted out of nato, imagine taking the stupidity route out...

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 57 minutes ago

That's the only route Trump knows.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 15 hours ago

If we're talking 2026 bingo, I updated my card and this was on it

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I think this is the speech in which he stated his support for NATO and Greenland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lAtfG22VPg

[–] sixpaque@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Suspicious old me, I have to wonder, did Prime Minister Mark Carney know a head of time that if he sent any Military personnel to Greenland, Trump would impose another 25 percent tariff on Canada, like Trump is threatened to do with the four other countries that did? Canada did not send any soldiers to Greenland as a sign of solidarity, as I thought he would have. I wonder why?

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 55 minutes ago

did Prime Minister Mark Carney know a head of time that if he sent any Military personnel to Greenland, Trump would impose another 25 percent tariff on Canada,

I don't think Trump's tariffs on his country's imports are as effective a threat as Trump thinks they are.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is it a threat to another country if you move your military further away from your border with them?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It would be terribly funny if now China and Russia step in to defend as well

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

It's probably in their best interest to get the US to waste as much resources as possible there.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago

We're surrounded on all sides.