Fascists, since 9/11, firmly believe the act of existing as a non-muslim is astoundingly triggering and infuriating to all Muslims, who they believe are all baby and pet eating jihadist demons.

In reality they're just a bunch of brainlet posers who want attention like their parents and Grinder matches never gave them.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, having some Muslim friends has lead me to the absolute horror of getting some free pizza. My buddy Mo ordered a personal pie at lunch, took one bite, and realized there was ham on it. He goes, “ah shit, anyone want this, I can’t have it”. No free pizza for fascists!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A Muslim coworker gave me his old TV once. What a piece of ahit

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

When I was a manager I had to take a few weeks off for a surgery. My team was 13 white dudes (atheist and Christian) and one brown Muslim dude. The Muslim dude was the only one that called to checkin and see if I was recovering OK. What a jerk.

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

My father in law is like this. He thinks he's making a statement by avoiding meat marked as "halal". Oh well, more for us. I wish I were joking

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[–] 51dusty@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the part I think is ironic about the infidel patch is that an infidel is someone accused of disbelief in the primary beliefs of a system/religion... the name fits perfectly since these ass hats obviously do not believe spirit of the Constitution.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's a dingus who doesn't realize that "infidel" isn't just a Muslim thing.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

He probably doesn't know about his mom's infidelity

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Someone more clever than I needs to turn my favorite picture into a meme:

The crying neo-nazi everyone. They didn't have any boot flavored ICE cream left I suspect.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 42 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I love that he's wearing a plate carrier like a fashy dweeb. Especially because people just lobbed water balloons and silly string at his face

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

His plate carrier isn't even being worn properly. Dude is a cosplaying nazi, that's fucking dumb....where is my "thank god they're so fucking stupid" Ukraine image.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

WITH NO PLATES!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

To heavy for him, gotta lotta gut to carry around. They don't call them the gravy seals for nothing.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bahahahah fucking loser is crying over silly string and water balloons.

Nothing ruins the “strong man” propaganda that fascists push more than being a victim of stupid pranks.

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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 70 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You got cum on your face

Big disgrace

Being a fascist all over the place

SINGING

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

* mock you

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

When I said rocking ICE agents, I meant this:

Guarantee those gravy seals got livers/jaws made of glass.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or, as it will be described after the next shooting, "federal agents sprayed with chemical weapons were justified in their use of lethal force."

[+] lauha@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

From the fucking start. I don't know why we're all still pussyfooting around. They're not, so why are we?

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Because we are adults that understand and respect the rule of law, have lives , jobs, and families to risk, and are still hoping against hope that it doesn't need to come down to civilians firing on federal agents because nothing is going to get better from that point for a little while, and it is almost certainly going to get a whole lot more worse before it gets better.

I'm really tired of the Rambo larp online. If you want to be on the front line if it finally happens, what you should be doing now is planning and staying low profile. Stock dry food, clean water, first aid supplies. Buy a ham and learn how to remove a bullet, then learn to suture the wound. Make friends, develop trust, form networks. Maybe learn how to use a real radio, that will be more useful than a basement full of 5.56. But please, for the love of God, stop inciting others to violence before you experience the violence for yourself.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (12 children)

Rambo larp online

You do realize the rest of the world does protest by setting things on fire, attacking riot police, crafting handmade weaponry and much more, right?

I mean it, people with jobs and families and rule of law do exactly what you're saying you can't do. You realize that, right?

Your own weakness and the fact your population is disgracefully devoid of any civic duty (and nothing but saturated fat in your arteries) does not mean everybody else is "Rambo larping". We are asking why you are not reacting because we do react.

Imagine you're watching somebody in front of a moving train and they're not jumping away. To everybody else the obvious reaction is jumping, so we shout "what the hell are you doing, jump already!" and your reply would be "hurr durr this isn't a Spider Man movie, people can't jump I have a job, I'll stay here in front of the train tweeting angrily".

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[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🫡🫡🫡

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He suffers from Islam Derangement Syndrome.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Loving the “always be ready” badge. I don’t think he was ready.

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Not the first time this dude has had white goop on his chin I'm sure.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

New Tab on Pornhub?

[–] superkong47@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

The fact this chode ass loser thinks this is comparable to a lynching shows exactly the kind of dumb soft ass nazi cuck he truly is

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Silly string is highly flammable.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

New world Molotov

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"INFIDEL! Yet again THE CALIPH must show you how to FIGHT"

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

That's PUNISHABLE by DEATH! The Silly String NOT the Agitating!

[–] III@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I have always wanted to ask an ICE agent if they find it tiresome having to tuck their clown nose into their mask every day.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Nazi money shot.

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Someone forgot how flammable silly string is.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Playing the long game, microplastics and VOC exposure.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This dude is definitely a paid op. Everything about this man is a lie. I don't understand his anti-Jewish stance though. He has a famous picture of him wearing a yarmulke and kissing the Western Wall.

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this an ICE agent or a simp for ICE?

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

simp

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

be happy its only silly string

[–] HeadyBroccoli@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Is that the rope they lynched him with? 😂

[–] saimen@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More of this please

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

He looks like he's about to get assimilated into the fungal hivemind that is MAGA.

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