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It's like bribing and appeasing a toddler at the same time.

What a dumb bitch. I think after this the Nobel committee should retrospectively take it away from her, so that orange fuck can't claim that he got it.

I gotta say, solid contender for most pathetic image of 2026.

That’s like buying your boss a “best boss” mug to try to get a raise. It means nothing and your boss is an idiot.

Before: bribes done in secret, big scandal if journalists found out

Now: bribes are given in front of hundreds of journalists and photographers and the receiver is smiling like a toddler getting a box of Lego Duplo

this is so embarrassing for everyone involved, yikes.

Quit enabling the pedophile god dammit. Now you're a pedophile by association, Maria, you fucking idiot.

Fascist sycophant.

Boot licker.

So pathetic for the both of them

FIFA peace prize in shambles…

I bought a superbowl ring, that means I am now a superbowl champion.

What an embarresment for the Nobel Institute.

The committee should re-award it given that the recipient doesn't value it.

If it makes him shut up on one issue, fine. Pacifier for the big baby.

Does not change the fact that the Nobel Prize is not transferrable.

I don't have enough vomit for this, can I borrow someone else's

They are all losing their masks. The weakness and demagogy of Maduro's leadership, american entrism in the opposition, the failure of international institutions etc . We are all fucked, the values we've grown up with and that we studied in school were LIES

I get that she probably realizes he's a simpleton and you can get a simpleton to do what you want if you give them gifts.

But still. Have some self respect.

Venezuelan is proper fucked if this is the opposition they have.

fuck I swear this is pathetic enough to cause an integer overflow or something

Did South Park do this as a bit already?

"You can grab them by the peace prize... They let you do anything"

Thank you Trump for attacking the brave people of Venezuela like I've been asking the US and Israel to do for years before I got this Peace Prize. Socialism is the work of the devil, and I claim to be a progressive!

If anyone still thinks the "opposition" is not entirely subservient to western interests at this point, they will never learn otherwise.

The Nobel committee is a joke

It basically demeans everyone...the Nobel committee, tramp (blissfully unaware), her...

Look at his smile, he actually thinks he won something. what a pathetic little bitch.

He's the kind of kid that they invented participation trophies for, just so he wouldn't throw a tantrum at the awards ceremony, and scream "CHEATER!" at everybody, when everybody knows he was ALWAYS the cheater.

I'm not going to suggest that they'd be better off with Maduro, but surely they could come up with someone better than Trump's asshole licker.

This is just naked manipulation. I would be ashamed if someone tried it on me, but what do you know, Trump completely laps it up. She's a sly and calculating operator, I will give her that.

We truly do live in a clown world.

First, the prize, like most such prizes, is a popularity contest, merit be damned.

Second, as everyone knows, except perhaps Trump, the statue is worthless without the intent behind it. She gave him a paperweight, probably cheaper than whatever gift she would have given otherwise.

"Thank you for your Nobel Prize, here is a bag of Trump steaks from 1999"