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I’m at my uncle’s house for family thanksgiving and this is on his nightstand lea-why

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[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago

I got clowned on on a post about libraries saying amerikans only read shit like netanyahu’s memoir.

I was called too pessimistic and yet here I am proven correct by the long arc of history

[-] terrytec@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago

This reminds me of when I walked into my ex gfs parent's house and they had a cop American flag magnet and I threw it in the trash when no one was looking...just saying it works

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

this is praxis

[-] buh@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

the other one is a churchill biography ukkk

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Throw it away if you can get away with it would be fucking hilarious

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

Celebrating my settler-colonial holiday with my family and keeping my settler colonial biography on my nightstand grillman

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

You could y'know just bump that into the trash can where it belongs.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

What do you mean I can't subtitle my book "My Struggle?!" Taken? By who? This is bullshit!

  • BiBi
[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Dealing with reactionary relatives isn't easy

Wish I had some advice or something

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

You will need:

1 glue stick Exacto knife 1 copy of the collected works of Edward Said

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Guess you found the toilet paper!

[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Those the tissues he uses after jacking off, you think?

If they aren't , check the book scared

[-] jaeme@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Rip out pages throughout the book, like a few pages in all. Nothing ruins a book like a few ripped out pages scattered about.

Unless ur uncle doesn't actually read it and uses it as set dressing, which then, I'm sorry.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Would suggest using a utility knife to slice the pages out near the spine.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

That’s some weird-ass novelty toilet paper

[-] hopelessbyanxiety@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Wait doesnt normal paper clog the pipes?

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

No good. Pages are already covered with shit.

[-] proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 11 months ago

This is the worst combination of books imaginable.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

So when you have that inevitable Palestine vs Israel convo you legit have the "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what you jerk off to" card.

[-] don@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Go to the gas station and take it with you. Deposit into gas station trash can. Fill up gas tank if needed.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

as always, i am recommending arson

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Why are you in his room? Also steal it.

[-] hopelessbyanxiety@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Perfect for drying spices

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Why'd you go in his bedroom?

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

had to go to the bathroom, it's attached

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Makes sense. Sorry you had to see that

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

The only bathroom? Dang, bad design. Waking someone up cause you gotta take a dump and then they gotta fall asleep next to your turd stink.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Why'd you go in his bedroom?

this is just speculation but I've been in a lot of houses where the bathroom is attached to someone's bedroom, or you need to pass through someone's bedroom to get to another room, etc.

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah, that makes sense

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago
[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 11 months ago

why is the toilet paper in the nightstand?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

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