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I was shown this the other day and I was laughing for minutes straight

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maxxxing out my IQ by dropping 10 dickpills and acing my finals with a raging hardon

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, so long as there's no bone rot, I'll try it

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

My no bone rot packaging has a lot of people asking questions that were already answered by the packaging.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well what you're really trying to avoid is boner rot.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

how am i supposed to increase my fuck speed without diarrhea? the physics do not pencil out on this one, gentlemen.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely diarrhea is what increases fuck strength, fuck speed would require alternating pissing and shidding.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you would think so, but the "clench and shiver" technique of a sudden diarrhea attack accelerates hip thrusting by an order of magnitude.

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

I wasn't even worried about bone rot until they mentioned it. It certainly causes whatever that is.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is not a thing where Iive doggirl-gloom I want to be intellifuck just like einstein.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay first you want to get with your cousin

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Nothing on this package indicates that these are dick pills."

-Albert Einstein

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I want to have fuck time with you. lt-dbyf-dubois

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Looking for the obvious plant logo, can't find it, so these must be real

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once saw a man have a heart attack from taking some of these. It is a gamble taking a pill with an unknown ammount of unkown substances.

His girlfriend looked happy though.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He couldn't handle Intellifuck

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

:potion-seller:

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How would it induce avascular necrosis (Bone rot)? Is there steroids in the normal gas station dick pills?

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's an advertising gimmick which is meant to imply that the other nine varieties of gas station dick pills hanging next to this one DO cause your dick to fall off while you're shitting uncontrollably all over the Super 8 Motel.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think so but the fact it needs to be asked is worrying.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mine eyes have seen the glory/of the gas station dick pill...

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not shidding out my doodoo ass/to fuck rhinoceros

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I was thinking

It gave me great big boner/now I am extremely ill

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What about Pill Station Gas Dick?

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I read the title as Gas station dill pickle and I was like hell yeah, gas station pickles rule!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

no diarrhea

uh