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Anon orders hot chocolate (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 141 points 11 months ago

Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 26 points 11 months ago

its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 40 points 11 months ago

I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?

It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Pounding a pint has never been cooler.

[-] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Jeez what a username

[-] Catpurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago

If it's below freezing outside and you get a cone, the ice cream will never melt and drip everywhere.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Unless you touch it with something hot, like maybe your tongue?

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

Alaska has entered the chat

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I did it yesterday and it was -2c out , I was so jazzed that the local ice cream place was even open (28f for the metric impaired)

[-] denaggels@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

You are not half of these people, except if you judge anon for wanting hot coco

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Mornings typically aren't hot

[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 71 points 11 months ago

Don't ever let anyone shame you for wanting hot chocolate, hot chocolate is goddamn delicious

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

"Why can't the concession stand keep everything ready year round just in case I want to be treated special?"

[-] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

Because hot water and hot chocolare mix are so hard to keep on hand?

[-] blargerer@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago

It's 4-chan so who knows what the interaction was actually like or if it even happened, but his stated objection was to how he was treated for asking not for them saying they didn't have it.

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

anon makes a peculiar request in a perfectly acceptable way, gets told what he wants isn’t being offered, blows it hilariously out of proportion, then has a meltdown and rants to 4chan about acceptability. anon you fucking idiot lmao

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

Great username. And unlike our normie names, you chose it!

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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