Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out
its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.
dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho
I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you
Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?
It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.
Pounding a pint has never been cooler.
Jeez what a username
If it's below freezing outside and you get a cone, the ice cream will never melt and drip everywhere.
Unless you touch it with something hot, like maybe your tongue?
dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho
Alaska has entered the chat
I did it yesterday and it was -2c out , I was so jazzed that the local ice cream place was even open (28f for the metric impaired)
You are not half of these people, except if you judge anon for wanting hot coco
Mornings typically aren't hot
Don't ever let anyone shame you for wanting hot chocolate, hot chocolate is goddamn delicious
"Why can't the concession stand keep everything ready year round just in case I want to be treated special?"
Because hot water and hot chocolare mix are so hard to keep on hand?
It's 4-chan so who knows what the interaction was actually like or if it even happened, but his stated objection was to how he was treated for asking not for them saying they didn't have it.
anon makes a peculiar request in a perfectly acceptable way, gets told what he wants isn’t being offered, blows it hilariously out of proportion, then has a meltdown and rants to 4chan about acceptability. anon you fucking idiot lmao
Great username. And unlike our normie names, you chose it!
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