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cross-posted from: https://lemdro.id/post/28115777

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

.. I don't.. understand...

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Depends where you live

I heard about a guy in my country who admitted to have murdered someone

but the police couldn't prove he did it - so he walked.

They then later found the real killer. the first guy "confessed" to it because he thought he didn't have any other way out.

The police have to prove it - a confession can be unrealiable

at least where i live. in the US people are threatened with jail-time by the police, just to force a confession, so they can close the case and move on. Even though the police doesn't throw people in jail... a judge does.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Many serial killers, murderers or just plain weird people would claim they've done it even if they didnt. For the most part they just want some spotlight, or if just a weird person/homeless - to go to jail just to not to stay on the streets. So, I agree that even if they admitted to it - justice system still has to prove they've done it.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

just to force a confession, so they can close the case and move on.

this is the part that frustrates me the most having interacted with law enforcement from the victim side and from the administrative side; bad cops make it harder for everyone. when they subvert the law it's not just violating innocent people's rights, you're denying justice to the victims by/and letting the criminal get away with it, who will most certainly go on to crime more and cost society shit tons of money; it should be their fucking job to find the actual criminal and proceed lawfully.

it's all so backwards, so dumb and wasteful.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yes this only works in the US. No matter what they say, the only words that should be coming out of your mouth is "I would like to speak with a lawyer". And then close your mouth. Police in the US are allowed to lie to you to get the information they* need, but asking for a lawyer right at the start shuts the entire conversation down before they even get a chance to do so. In the US.

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

or at least it used to

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 164 points 3 days ago (2 children)

FYI:

Later, at his trial, prosecutors told jurors that his silence in the face of that question showed that he was guilty,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berghuis_v._Thompkins

Understand how to invoke your right to remain silent and what consequences silence or otherwise may have--especially if improperly used.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 99 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Invoking your fifth amendment cannot be used to as evidence against you in a criminal court, but it can be used in civil cases. Its called adverse inference. Basically in a civil court if you refuse to provide information, it can be used against you to decide a fine or penalty. But it cannot lead to your incarceration under a criminal indictment. Griffin V California from '65

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but the case being referenced involved what it means to invoke your fifth amendment rights.
Is remaining silent invoking the right, or do you have to state "I am invoking the right to remain silent", or some other statement?

Per the supreme Court, you can't passively invoke the right and can only do so actively. So simply not answering a question isn't invoking the fifth amendment and could be used against you.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 days ago (8 children)

That seems fucking stupid as hell, why do you need to "invoke" any right at all? And why would there be a requirement to access this right that most people wouldn't know

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You're talking about a country where "I want a lawyer, dawg" is not sufficient to be provided a lawyer, because the cops can reasonably think that you want a dog that's a lawyer. The legal system in the US is beyond saving.

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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because the US legislature stopped making laws, courts make laws instead, and they do it based on who's taking them on luxury trips.

The US legislature is in effect half a dozen sugar babies.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Because the US legislature stopped making laws

They haven't stopped making laws. We are inundated with new laws every legislation cycle (the current cycle being more an exception than a rule). But the enforcement of these laws is up to the various USA offices. And the judicial bench has been stacked with ultra-conservative judges more interested in Christian morality than civil rights or social equity.

Consequently, what laws we do get are often twisted against their stated purpose by subsequent administrations.

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 20 points 2 days ago

That's pretty good to know, as far as I understand the fifth is to be used exclusively in the context of presumption of innocence and protection of civils from authority. It would be very fucked up if some jerk would turn it on it's head and argue that you not saying some shit that may incriminate you as far as you know is actually incriminating itself. That's how oppressive regimes work.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You tell them you want your lawyer and you will not answer any questions until you see them. Your lawyer will tell you how to proceed.
If the police have nothing on you and wanted to fish something out of you, your lawyer will get you free. If the police have something against you and are pursuing further, your lawyer will inform you of what your options are. But generally, this is when you're going to have to deal with this shit. It doesn't matter if you did it or not at that point, but a lawyer will be your best bet to make it out on best grounds - whether that is get out free or with the smallest fine/sentence.
Just know:

  • if the police has something on you, and you did it, its game over, a lawyer may help ease the price you pay
  • if the police has something on you, and you didn't do it, its an unfortunate situation, a lawyer may help ease the price you pay or get you off free
  • if the police has nothing on you, and you did it, though unethical, a lawyer will get you off free
  • if the police has nothing on you, and you didn't do it, a lawyer will get you off free
[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

a lawyer will get you off free

You have to pay the lawyer.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, it's fun to believe there's this One Neat Trick to avoid being wrongfully convicted. If you're just smart enough, educated enough, and cool in the moment, you can outfox the police, the DA, and the judge using a proven formula laid out in the US Constitution.

But then you hear how these stories play out - cops outright lying to people they're interviewing, DAs lying about what you're being accused of, defense attorneys working with the prosecution, suspects being held for days or weeks without habeas corpus, suspects being threatened, suspects being tortured, suspects being lynched in their cells.

There's no "winning move" absent having friends on the outside of the system willing and able to lobby on your behalf.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There might not be a winning move, but there are definitely losing moves, and not making them helps you... well, not lose.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

There might not be a winning move, but there are definitely losing moves

Sure. When there's no winning move, they're all losing moves.

and not making them helps you… well, not lose.

No. Not making them just changes the length of the game.

But also, if you're being waterboarded, you don't want the game to continue

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I invoke my right to remain silent"

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 169 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Because everyone thinks they're just going to either explain what happened and it'll all be fine (it won't), or they think they can just weave a great big lie and the cops will buy it (they won't). Don't talk to the police without an attourney. If you're in that chair, it's because they want to implicate you in some way, regardless of right or wrong. While they might throw a fit about it, refusing to speak without an attourney present is your right and is in no way an admission of guilt.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago

Either that, or police use the Reid technique and subject you to interrogation and psychological torture for multiple days while keeping you in maximum security in prison, of course unfortunately without any recording (a lá Richard Allen - and what a tank he was, withstood their interrogation for superhuman amounts of time until they finally broke him).

So yeah there's 2 ways: corrupt police departments and criminals that are way too confident.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 40 points 3 days ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You do have to specifically invoke the right, though. But all you really have to say is, "I'm invoking my 5th amendment right to stay silent and will not be answering questions without an attorney present."

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You also should request that attorney.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Just make sure you don't ask for an attorney dog.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

explain what happened and it'll all be fine (it won't)

A few times during traffic stops when I was younger (white male), I was so defenseless and trusting that in retrospect I can tell the cops were befuddled and just let me go even though I admitted to an infraction.

That said the stakes couldn’t have been lower, and I wouldn’t try it again.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

a town next to the one i grew up in was notorious for asshole cops. i got stopped there multiple times as a teenager under false traffic bullshit 'you ran a red' etc. we were dumb and just let the cops search our cars and accuse us of being high and etc. they found nothing, but usually let us go after trying to intimidate us for an hour. i had one of them try to tell me my cd to tape player was illegal or something and threaten to arrest me for having burned cds.

i think they just want us to freak out or cry or something. they usually got pissed off with our polite compliance.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago (6 children)

FYI, you need to say "I'm invoking my right to remain silent" or similar before going quiet. Just shutting your mouth and refusing to say absolutely anything will make it worse.

[–] UnityDevice@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

If you have to say a certain phrase in order to get granted a right, then it's not a right, it's just a spell you have access to.

Ah, right. The Supreme Court decided we only get to have the rights we can remember under any given circumstance. Don't let the cops catch you sleeping. Totally normal stuff in a totally normal democracy. Not at all a sign of any sort.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Yo I swear to god.

So I got arrested for "aggravated assult" because I defended myself against a racist bully in highschool

And you know what the fuck did my mom do, start fucking discussing about the details of case during the parent meeting thing.

And also like literally the next day when I had to go to the juvenile court system thing, my mom keeps saying a bunch of shit to the court staff, WHO IS NOT THE PUBLIC DEFENDER BTW.

Mom wtf, are your stupid. Are you TRYING to fuck it up even more? Shut the fuck up.

Literally I keep trying to tell her to shut the fuck up, stoping mentioning details other than just simply deny the allegations.

(Charges ended up dropped)

Also btw, I start using a non-english language to talk to my mom (cuz English isn't our Native Language) and the court staff immediately got more aggressive with their tone and treated me as though I was conspiring with mom about something. And they demanded for us to use English. Xenophobic pieces of shit court system.

I'm glad I had Citizenship, the system would literally attempt to deport a minor over a school fight. Cruel as fuck.

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Funnily enough, the supreme court ruled that you cannot invoke your right to remain silent by remaining silent. You have to actually say something about "I want a lawyer."

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 33 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Why the fuck do you have to invoke it at all? It's a right. They should all be invoked by default.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 15 points 3 days ago

Because they wanted to prosecute a guy who used that right, and they decided it needed to be reinterpreted to suit their desires.

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