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[โ€“] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yes this only works in the US. No matter what they say, the only words that should be coming out of your mouth is "I would like to speak with a lawyer". And then close your mouth. Police in the US are allowed to lie to you to get the information they* need, but asking for a lawyer right at the start shuts the entire conversation down before they even get a chance to do so. In the US.

[โ€“] discocactus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

or at least it used to