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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

freaking and burn are bad words now?

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

What in tarnation

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Something I think we don't talk about too much that has additionally fallen to the throes of Late Stage Capitalism is the dissolution of nuclear and extended families, as well as the normalcy of shared households.

Before, the everyday tasks of any one domicile could be reasonably expected to be split up amongst its cohorts. Kids do their chores, dad mows the lawn, mom does the wash, nana does the cooking, auntie takes the kids to school/shopping, or your housemates help out, etc etc.

But most of this generation is living in isolated pods, single-serving everything. You are solely responsible for the cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping, studying, working, running to the bank, filing taxes, trip planning, car maintenance, home repairs, and your godddamn mental health. Of course it's too much work for just one person, but it's become so normalized by now that people hardly even notice there's a problem, much less any viable solution to it. Instead, we all resign ourselves to being "tired all the time", physically and emotionally, and not knowing why.

[–] relianceschool@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

And not to go down the conspiracy rabbit hole - I think this is more of a blind "race to the bottom" scenario - but it makes a lot more money for the rent-seeking class when we're socially isolated. A couple shares a house/apartment, shares chores, may even be able to share a car. When they break up, that's now 2 apartments, 2 cars, individual trips for everything, etc.

It's not quite that clean of course, and plenty of folks live with roommates. But there's definitely a perverse economic incentive to keep us detached from community and partnership, and everything from AI/social media/online dating to the gender/culture wars seems to be pushing us farther in that direction.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Get a significant other, share the pain.

It's on my to-do list.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

In the universe of Chaos, stability doesnt exist. Its an illusion

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Our lives wouldn't be so complicated if we had financial freedom via a UBI and didn't have that metaphorical gun put to our heads to make us keep working forever.

Most animals do very little every day, humans are one of the only animals to have no resource scarcity but still work ourselves into an early grave from stress.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Uhm. Most animals live by the grace of chance and circumstance. Barely getting enough to sustain life.

I think I understand what you're trying to say, but you can't seriously think that pre-industrial age people were sitting around and doing nothing? Post-industrial age came with an explosion of people to match the new amount of resources. If we don't produce the resources then people die.

Do you want a simpler life or an easier life? Those are two very different things.

[–] Ogy@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

There are theories that hunter-gatherers worked significantly less. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_affluent_society

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world -1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I'm all for testing 6 hour work days.

But the fantasy of universal income is too farfetched. Who will produce the food? Are we to collectively agree that we take turns on producing the food? I sure as hell don't want that, and there lies the core issue. How do you force people to do things that they don't want to do?

Lol, these downvotes. Explain the system instead. How do you propose to force people?

[–] berrodeguarana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 20 hours ago

underrated comment.

The post above yours would make more sense if we had reached a Star Trek level of future where the baseline population is educated enough to know what's best for them and their own rights.

Unfortunately we are so very far away from it, sigh

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

why did they self censor "burn"?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To my knowledge, it's because advertisers don't want to be displayed next to potentially negative posts.

That then means that commercial social media platforms would rather display posts for which they get paid. So, potentially negative posts get downranked by the content curation algorithm to the point where they will be seen by virtually no one.

And that then means that users self-censor, and also potentially overdo it, because they don't know for certain which words will get punished.

This is similar to the phenomenon known as algospeak, where words such as "unalive" are used: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algospeak

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yet they are fine with being seen next to Nazi propaganda.

I fucking hate goddamned social fucking media.

Fuck advertisers.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

i wish reaction to that would be that users go to use some other service instead

Engagement bait

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 104 points 2 days ago (5 children)

WHO IS CENSORING THE WORD "BURN" ???

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

FREAKING? FREAKING. NOT FUCKING. FREAKING. WHAT.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Smashmouth tried to warn us. The years keep coming and they do not stop coming.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 237 points 2 days ago (13 children)

So glad they censored fre*king. I almost had to read a minced oath.

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 165 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm more concerned about the "barn out"

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’m just glad they censored

Trigger warning: non federated platform/r/AskReddit

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Why the fuck is burn censored?

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You mean,

W*y the f*ck is b*rn censored?

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[–] Dayroom7485@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (6 children)

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What the fuck, here there are no algorithms to please, there's no fucking need to censor "freaking" or "burn".

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[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

They literally teach you this in highschool science. They teach you that the universe is a dynamic system driven by entropy. They teach you that equilibrium, i.e. a state of stability in a dynamic system, is achieved when the rate of structural formation equals the rate of destruction, e.g. bonds forming/breaking, population birth/death, organizing/disorganizing one's room... Managing while not burning out is stability.

The classic question of "when would any of this be applicable in the real world" is intended to be a critique of how school curriculums can be dated or out of touch with chages in how the world works. It also highlights the often understated goal of a good education--shaping students into people who have the fundamental tools and the mindset to actively answer that crucial question for themselves.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 136 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

My kid got in a fall and I had to leave work to go to Urgent Care. Three hours for a doctor to give my kid a pain med and a bandaid, and costing us $2k.

Ive been helping my unemployed ex-teammates find work and stay motivated.

My wife's side of the family messed up on their paperwork and because they're also dark skinned, I'm worried about ICE.

I took my other kid to the park last week and was called a sexual predator by another mom. Ive been pretending to be okay as the women in my family all blame me for "looking how I look".

My cousins have called me twice in the past month concerned about bills, and I'm sending them food money.

Oh and the Europeans on Lemmy is yelling at me for being an American because I'm not doing enough to stop Trump.

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fuckity cunt, lickety clit screw this god damn censorship shit.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

The one thing I realize about these ToDO lists, is that they are written by others for you. Designed perfectly to exploit and trap the average person, until their life passes.

It's hard to pivot, if you are already in a wage-slave job, it is a trap. However, if you can eliminate your dependencies, say no to people who drain you, and create just enough room to find another job, you can finally start living.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Compare your life to that of a caveman: constantly watching out for predators, fire risks, intrusive insects, maintaining an insufficient shelter, tanning and hiding your clothing out of necessity, sleeping fretfully, and of course spending a good portion of your day scrounging for food whilst keeping the kids alive.

Our ADHD brains were in overdrive much of our history to cope with the dangers and stress of living.

Nowadays we have systematic soceital dangers to focus on, but we forget that our minds are far less distracted by real threats, and so we seek arbitrary topics to hyperfixate upon

Just breathe, write lists, you got this.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Compare your life to that of a caveman

Whataboutism

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago

Dunno, the post seems to be more of a critique of life in general, rather than specifically of life in our modern times. I think my comparison can apply if the former is true

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nowadays we have systematic soceital dangers to focus on, but we forget that our minds are far less distracted by real threats

This implies that the systematic societal dangers aren't real threats, which they most certainly are

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Our ADHD brains

Just breathe, write lists

OH MY GOD, how did I never think of this?!?!? This is going to absolutely turn my life around, this is such an amazing day!

Do you also tell people in wheelchairs to "just stand up," or people with dyslexia to "just read what's on the paper?"

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I may forget to check my lists but I at least I have them for when I remember

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[–] kahvimaster@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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