I've made the following joke before but - fuck me - I'm making it again. If I wasn't living through this and I was born 100 years after my real DOB - I'd never believe stuff like this.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wym? you think it's going to be more sane in 100 years?

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

"I dream of a great war of justice that will turn the American soil to ashes" - DPRK citizen being interviewed on the street, looking into the camera.

After he gets his dream it should be a lot better.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trump’s motivations for this invasion are identical to those of the white dude in RRR who expressed his racism through a dance-off.

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

"I have one message to Nicolas Maduro and the people of Venezuela: Hey, quit stealing my moves!"

[–] Cricket@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

No chance! Maduro is a much better dancer than Trump. You can see the evidence for yourself: https://xcancel.com/alphafox/status/2007988067941117965

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

If I can Dance Dance, it's my Revolution.

[–] ReddRatt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

The United States has been too "infantile" lately, they're not treating politics as a serious business. Always causing international squabble over small disagreements, lying and constantly throwing allies under the bus. The United States of America would be in a better position now if they just knew how to "behave."

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

He's biting my moves!