"We need more fnarks to strelm the Griorator!" said the CEO of Vlop in a recent interview
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2026
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a lotta yall still dont get it
a yotta yall
that's 1 trillion teraflops btw, it's like 1 billion cutting edge GPUs for FP16. just the electricity, at 600 Watts (only the GPUs not including literally anything else, at perfect efficiency), that would be 600 gigawatts, or around 5250 TWh annually which is half the chinese grid, or 20% more than the entire US grid. at this point she could've said 1 morbillion, it doesn't matter it's just not going to happen.
EDIT: i forgot she said 10 yottaflops not 1 yottaflop. just multiply everything by 10. it still doesn't matter it's just not possible right now.
Or about 0.1mm/year of sea level rise, or 50 cubic kilometers of Antarctic ice melt, or one Hiroshima bomb every 2 minutes.
One gaming rig per child
Still can't play Crysis on ultra settings.
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Floppin my yotta to this and you can't stop me
AMD (CEO OCI OBI Leader Jedi Master) Lisa Su says SLOP will need 10000 bazzilionsaurus of thing. Prices of Everything up.
Jedi Master
I don't mean to nitpick but shouldn't that be an evil LOTR character?
Darth Vidia
can we, like, do something about melting ice caps?
We're melting them as fast as we can, what more do you want?
Sure we can. Melt 'em faster!
Yottaflops should be the name of a math rock band that plays in time signatures like 37/40.
Chinese Silicon can't come soon enough
What it actually means: 🤑
That's a yotta flops
I came here to say this 3 hours too late. Most valuable comment
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...the fuck she just call me?
No Viet Cong ever called me yotta
You want flops? I can give you flops. Duke Nukem Forever. Fallout 76. Tenet. What you need I got you
Megalopolis can power the entire market for another 5 years
This can be read as both hype and critique, which I think is neat.
Yottaflops? More like Yadda Yadda Yadda Flops! 
diggin' that gold will require a lot more shovels - lizzie "shovelgal" robinson, alaska
Yodaflops and it's the upcoming Disney Yoda movie that bombs.
Bomb my movie it did not. For final box office success the Force massing slowly.
Canceled me the woke mob has, for the red maga hat I wore on set!
'Yotta' is a real SI unit prefix - a yottaflop is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (10^24^) floating point operations per second
Move over Jerry Lee - There's a Whole Lotta Floppin' Goin' On
pretty soon we'll have to chuck our furniture into giant furnace to power the data centres
The CEO of Moloch makes a statement.
"Look, we are vital to the country's economy and to national defense. our needs come first. It's the law. Things could be worse for you. Much, much worse. You can replace furniture. We could take from you what can't be replaced."
real grey goo hours who up
What a coincidence! That's also how many people communism killed!
Tut tut tut 
actually according to the black book of communism (2026 edition) communists actually killed (whatever number you just said + n)
CPU company CEO says people will need CPUs, more at six
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I got two bothaflops for AI.
I'll be purchasing my yottaflops used on eBay. Remember when these things took us to the moon and were to secret?
$300 bucks baby! I can fly to the moon and back if I wanted to!
Well yeah i guess there will be a lot of flops, but idk if the number will go into septillions.
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