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[-] BruceCampbellschin@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 9 points 11 months ago

It's more of a wax sugar mix that I get with a hint of fake vanilla.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Depends on the brand, but yeah... Brachs is like that. They are just barely at that mark where I might eat them.

I've had others that are amazing, though. Not many others... Okay, one brand. I don't even recall the name it was sold at Albertsons, though. It was excellent.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

What's going on down there? You guys ok? Please don't ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to....

[-] ares35@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

apparently this monstrosity is the fault of walgreens. they aren't in canada, but the guy in that article is the one to shoot the spitball at. walgreens has a corporate sibling in the uk (boots)... maybe they'd also be up for one based on a 'full english'?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Walgreens is a big player in candy corn

I don't even know how to process that statement.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

probably just means one of brachs biggest retail outlets for it.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You eat your fries with mayo.

[-] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Egg-based gravy is awesome on fries!

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[-] Amilo159@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

How about mackerel in tomato sauce?

[-] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

I've had them. They are bad.

[-] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

For all y'all that hate candy corn. Try it mixed with salted peanuts. It blows everyone away when I show them.

Personally, I never understood the vitriol for candy corn, but I get that it's a bit bland.

[-] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yes! Taste's just like a Payday bar...

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I do like candy corn. But this is not candy corn, this is evil in candy corn form.

[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Feels like dried and compacted ear wax, tastes like dried and compacted ear wax with a lot of sugar added

[-] subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

"We must surmise that it is not of this earth..."

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Fuck, I thought this was a joke. This is a fucking joke, right? Shit can’t be real.

[-] Marros@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They are real and horrible. The cranberry and coffee ones were pretty good though

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I love candy corn. But this is...is a travesty. Seriously what the fuck does it taste like?

[-] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Every day,we stray further from gods light.

[-] Kerrigor@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago
[-] mephiska@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I would prefer the kind that makes its own gravy when you pour water on it.

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Seriously, what does it taste like?

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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