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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 171 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I want that to gain traction, and for e-girls to unionise and become a stronger political force than Christian groups.

Im not saying it would necessarily be good, I just want to see it happen. This timeliness anythings possible.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 95 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

Have you ever doubted?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd trust meth addled homeless guys who don't speak the local language as long as they're not religious

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Mary Carey for California 2003.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey_(actress)
When then Gray Davis was being recalled she threw her hat into the ring. ̶U̶̶n̶̶s̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶̶f̶̶u̶̶l̶ She dropped out, but her effort set a modern-day open door for any celebrity to enter the politics arena. This solidified Arnold Schwarzenegger's later win.

edit- clarification

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

She dropped out of the race in October 2006 to care for her mother, who had jumped off a building while off her medications.

As happens

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Ahem Reagan

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Most egirls would be better at being world leaders tbh

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Pretty much anyone would be. Bring back sortition!

Fewer kids would get raped. Coaches would still happen.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago

So basically you're saying that we need a slightly less cybernetically augmented, real world version of the Moxes.

... I mean, yeah, syndicalism is overdue for a comeback, as real world rapidly cyberpunkifies.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For real we have much crazier shit already, give us mobilised unionised egirls

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 164 points 4 months ago (4 children)

No honkers for me till Maduro is free

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn't think anyone cares about Maduro.

With this invasion US broke both international as well as its own laws.

And, after removing Maduro he is just planning to leave the old regime in place? So at this point there isn't even excuse to help people of Venezuela it is just to steal resources and screw the people.

At this point it's the same thing Russia does.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

America behaves the same way it has since its conception: murder and pillage without remorse because the bag and power is all that matters

Furthermore, it represents a continuation of Western imperialism, with the same barbarism of ages old, because the West/America never went through a civilizational makeover since their OG colonizing days

"It's the same thing Russia does."

Come on, man. 😐

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, no American honkers. You did the "murican forgetting the rest of the world exists" thing for an old man's masturbation material.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That's a lot harder to rhyme.

edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn't find a good image macro.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] djdarren@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

not enough, you should support Venesuelan hookers instead

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 107 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Guy has more principles than 80% of the population I'd say.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 8 points 4 months ago
[–] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

Masterbation>>mass murder

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Ethical gooner. 👍

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 57 points 4 months ago
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

~~Voting with your wallet~~ Voting with your genitalia: Power of what's in your pants

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Walks away, throws a toy over the bushes

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[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wait, do we each have one genital and genitalia refers to both kinds?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know, I thought in reductionist terms penis and vulva refers to two of them personally/subjectively in singular; second language English is hard.

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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He won’t touch the wee

Until Maduro is free

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

"No Capes!"

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

A man has to have a code

[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

First, using your own photo on your profile. Second, using that to comment on a porn site. Third, giving up your favorite wank for a political statement. This man is fearless.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 3 points 4 months ago

Honestly this dude is based.

Needs to be an internet dirtbag left medal, something like hero of the soviet Union, but only awarded for things that are all of brave catty sleazy anti-imperialist

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[–] AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

🤣🙌🏾

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 23 points 4 months ago

All sacrificed some Some sacrificed all 🎗️

[–] pornwasablowjob@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 4 months ago

Okay but who's the creator? I need to know for my research paper "economic effects of the Trump administration on critical American industries."

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago
[–] Fugit@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

That's bloody good, too

[–] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago

🫡 What a brave soul

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Who is that? I to want to avoid her videos.

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