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Well, no American honkers. You did the "murican forgetting the rest of the world exists" thing for an old man's masturbation material.
That's a lot harder to rhyme.
edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn't find a good image macro.
"Don't wank to yanks"
I feel like you can wank to yanks if you don't pay for it?
No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.