Yes, please come and give me and a bunch of disaffected lumpen guns and military training. I PROMISE not to use it against you 
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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Least malthusian capitalist.
I love creating situations ripe for officer fragging
One of the biggest successes of liberalism is the volunteer army! Napoleon bullied all of Europe for decades because he was the only one with a volunteer army.
The only good thing David Cage ever did was in Indigo Prophecy (Fahrenheit for people outside the USA), he had the big reveal that every homeless person in NYC was part of a secret organization called The Invisible Army
Their job was to prevent any weirdness from causing Doomsday, so you get to the back hour of the game and all of a sudden you see stereotypical hobos pulling out AK-47's and getting into rolling gun battles with Aztec warriors and cyborg troops
It was wild
That's like the Soup Kitchen in John Wick but more silly.
Applying for unemployment after they announce the policy to get a free gun
Knowing burgerland, the “training” will not even be a gun just “eh, you’ll figure it out.”
I'm so good at bullshitting I can wiggle into some logistical chokepoint at least
Conscript the poor but have them be generals sending the PMC to the front lines of the revolutionary front
Taking notes of the pressgang tactics in uKKKraine only in a country where the poor likely to get conscripted could be packing heat, have fun with that.
Hold on someone's about to invent propaganda of the deed.