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Im voting for Calla Walsh, you can do it catgirl-salute

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 60 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Calla's take on the whole thing

Lets goo meow-fiesta

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Lol, good point

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

the Pamphlets kid must be so elated to be put right next to these real people

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who is that? Never even heard of them.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

twitter meme account

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Very funny how hasan-stfu gets into every one of these lists.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

Living rent free but still bought a house smdh

[–] RobnHood@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hexbear would be on the list if not for the rampant liberalism on this site!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

You should be ashamed

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

what the actual fuck is up with those options lmao

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pamphlets is so funny because it's just a shitposting account

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago
[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

I have seen what "the West" is and that award is a badge of honor

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

2026 goal i will be on the list

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I believe in you comrade stalin-heart

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Jackson Hinkle? Wow.

Also, it's kinda funny that it seems like most of the people picking 8, the Muslim Brotherhood, are anti-Islam pro-Israel right-wingers that hate the MB. The only explanation I've seen so far for 8 is that they do all the work, and everyone else on the list is backed by them, which just, lol.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is Hinkle the cool one or the bad one?

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

rat-salute-2 I have a mnemonic: Hickel has a C, so he's a communist, Hinkle has an N, so he probably says the N slur.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have a similar one:

Hickle rhymes with Sickle, he's a communist.

Hinkle rhymes with Stinkle, he stinks.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Hinkle smells like tinkle (ew)

Huckle want to tickle (cute)

[–] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Perfect mnemonic until someone misspells. I've seen "Hinckel" talked about as a communist in the wild and didn't know what to do lol

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

"Hinckel"

This one is from the bad timeline with the racism JDPON.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Just like if the Naomi is Klein, she's fine (like of a lib though).

If the Naomi is Wolf, big Oof.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[–] context@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

my mnemonic is similar to some others already mentioned:

jason hickel's takes might tickle

but jackson hinkle's ain't worth a tinkle

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Hinkle is the bad one

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

He's the bad one.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Piker is only a grifter if you're of the mind that doing political commentary at all is a grift. I genuinely don't understand where this weird accusation comes from. The guy essentially advocates the hexbear party line: pro China, pro Cuba, pro DPRK, pro Palestine and Palestinian resistance movements, pro Ansar Allah anti-Zionist action, etc. He's one of the primary voices that effectively never goes along with state department narratives, and that's to an audience of baby leftists who have heads full of brain worms. I'm not saying he's perfect or something, but he's about as good as you can get without him joining PSL. Maybe someone can explain to me how his project is a grift.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's largely fruitless to try and make sense of Hasan slander, it's purely parasocial and personality based, 4 years ago a large cohort of online socdems and crytpo-chuds decided they hated his guts and were smart enough to cloak their critiques in leftist sounding language, unfortunately it fooled alot of leftists online, who were already negatively polarized against the very concept of streaming

Hasan consciously talks at the level of newly minted leftists, which to many of us sounds either obnoxious, simple-minded, or for those of us who take themselves a little too seriously, Liberalish

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

That's the only possibility that makes sense to me really.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

If you are wealthy and a socialist, you are a hypocrite. If you are poor and a socialist, you are just jealous. /s

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

I genuinely thought this award was meant as sincere praise.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

It's always Greta with these people. Few people have boiled so much piss over so long time as her.

[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

This would literally be a badge of honor.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I'm putting in Miss Rachel as a write-in candidate, scandalous that she wasn't included.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jerkson Fedkle looks like Muad’dork

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I love that they used that picture of him

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

We should co-opt this and turn it into an actual ceremony where we thank the awarded for their efforts and let them give speeches with standing ovations.

Mehdi Hassan,Jakson hinkle and Hasan Piker 💔

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Where's JDPON Don?!

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I’m gonna write myself in, I deserve the award for all the truly selfless and heroic pro-China posting I have done online