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Im voting for Calla Walsh, you can do it catgirl-salute

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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 4 points 49 minutes ago

Piker is only a grifter if you're of the mind that doing political commentary at all is a grift. I genuinely don't understand where this weird accusation comes from. The guy essentially advocates the hexbear party line: pro China, pro Cuba, pro DPRK, pro Palestine and Palestinian resistance movements, pro Ansar Allah anti-Zionist action, etc. He's one of the primary voices that effectively never goes along with state department narratives, and that's to an audience of baby leftists who have heads full of brain worms. I'm not saying he's perfect or something, but he's about as good as you can get without him joining PSL. Maybe someone can explain to me how his project is a grift.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 31 minutes ago

I'm putting in Miss Rachel as a write-in candidate, scandalous that she wasn't included.

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

I genuinely thought this award was meant as sincere praise.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

It's always Greta with these people. Few people have boiled so much piss over so long time as her.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Where's JDPON Don?!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

We should co-opt this and turn it into an actual ceremony where we thank the awarded for their efforts and let them give speeches with standing ovations.

[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

This would literally be a badge of honor.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 6 hours ago

I have seen what "the West" is and that award is a badge of honor

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 42 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Calla's take on the whole thing

Lets goo meow-fiesta

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 7 hours ago

Lol, good point

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 37 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Very funny how hasan-stfu gets into every one of these lists.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 23 points 7 hours ago

Living rent free but still bought a house smdh

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

Jerkson Fedkle looks like Muad’dork

[–] RobnHood@hexbear.net 37 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hexbear would be on the list if not for the rampant liberalism on this site!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 7 hours ago
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 39 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

the Pamphlets kid must be so elated to be put right next to these real people

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 47 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Who is that? Never even heard of them.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago

twitter meme account

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 31 points 9 hours ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago
[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 33 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Pamphlets is so funny because it's just a shitposting account

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 36 points 10 hours ago

what the actual fuck is up with those options lmao

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Jackson Hinkle? Wow.

Also, it's kinda funny that it seems like most of the people picking 8, the Muslim Brotherhood, are anti-Islam pro-Israel right-wingers that hate the MB. The only explanation I've seen so far for 8 is that they do all the work, and everyone else on the list is backed by them, which just, lol.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Is Hinkle the cool one or the bad one?

[–] context@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago

my mnemonic is similar to some others already mentioned:

jason hickel's takes might tickle

but jackson hinkle's ain't worth a tinkle

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (4 children)

rat-salute-2 I have a mnemonic: Hickel has a C, so he's a communist, Hinkle has an N, so he probably says the N slur.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I have a similar one:

Hickle rhymes with Sickle, he's a communist.

Hinkle rhymes with Stinkle, he stinks.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

Hinkle smells like tinkle (ew)

Huckle want to tickle (cute)

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago

Just like if the Naomi is Klein, she's fine (like of a lib though).

If the Naomi is Wolf, big Oof.

[–] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Perfect mnemonic until someone misspells. I've seen "Hinckel" talked about as a communist in the wild and didn't know what to do lol

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

"Hinckel"

This one is from the bad timeline with the racism JDPON.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago

Hinkle is the bad one

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

He's the bad one.

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 24 points 10 hours ago

2026 goal i will be on the list

Mehdi Hassan,Jakson hinkle and Hasan Piker 💔