this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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[–] Gust@piefed.social 14 points 5 hours ago

Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse

[–] klu9@piefed.social 6 points 4 hours ago

Blocking OP for lack of alt text.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago

"for ninety minutes straight"

False. We don't do anything straight for any amount of time

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What's the good kind of Linux? Asking for a friend.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

if you have to ask, you will be blocked.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I've been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.

My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who's perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

We're all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we've all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

Best I can do is block ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

It's there but you blocked it

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Happy new year!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

Certified true user.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Fake and gay

detected

Linux

instead of

GNU/Linux

[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

Obviously they're installing Alpine Linux, not some bloated Ubuntu crap. Actually, since Ubuntu has switched to uutils, is it uutils/Linux now?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I'd like to interject for a moment...

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You neglected: Call everyone to the Left of you a "liberal" before bemoaning the lack of solidarity on the Left.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Fucking tankies

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 91 points 12 hours ago (16 children)

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 39 points 12 hours ago

Certified true user.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 hours ago

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first

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[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 56 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

I’ll see myself out thank you

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 23 points 11 hours ago

4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they're half a year old.

Next late evening: Remember to eat.

Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 25 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You forgot 90 mins of intense pearl clutching before lunch to work up an appetite.

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I’m the “It’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed me” meme😆

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[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Ey! It's 3am in 10 minutes...

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well it's just past 3am now. You getting to bed yet or cutting into your 4.5hr of sleep?

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

ayy 4am sharp. it's new year's tho so that doesn't count

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 9 hours ago

if you dye first then you can start meowing while waiting for the dye to take

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