As a much older man I objectify this.
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as a man in his fifties, is it too late to get a sugar daddy?
You ever notice that the manosphere dudes who think relationships are an Econ101 function of how rich a dude is divided by how hot a girl is are the same people who get shocked and offended when women act shallow and materialistic?
No because I spend 0% of my time listening to manosphere dudes...
If they could self reflect or empathize something tells me they wouldn't be a manosphere dude.
It's all bullshit anyways, ignore what society expects of you and be free.
Eartha Kitt has entered the chat...
I'm confused.
Santa Claus/Christmas?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you've been a good boy or girl, you'll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. "Good girl."
The analogy should be pretty obvious.
I was rolling with the caption.
Apologies for the confusion....
Gotcha, no worries!
Now I'm confused
Santa Claus/Christmas?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you've been a good boy or girl, you'll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. "Good girl."
The analogy should be pretty obvious.