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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The point of a necktie is to cover up the buttons on your shirt. #2 is correct.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Just use a velcro shirt /j

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

But he's not wearing a shirt.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 139 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's 2. When you wear a tie, you don't tie it up right under your chin, you tie it at the base of your neck.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 60 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is the correct answer and anyone thinking it's 1, is simply wrong.

[–] Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That's exactly what a velociraptor would want you to think.....

I'm not, I swear! Nervous ~~veloci~~ human screeches

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Luckily for us, they're Absolutely Not A Velociraptor

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

1 when he is fun. 2 when he is boring.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 56 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Does anybody not think it's #2? Seems quite obvious to me.

A more interesting question is how a turtle-neck would look.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I think a turtle neck would be up at location #1, as they generally come up to a bit under your chin.

[–] dmention7@midwest.social -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Bro I don't know how to break this to you, but that is a tie, not a turtleneck.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Do you seriously not know how to read? It's a reply to a comment that literally raises the question of where a turtleneck would go.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I think it would be better to ask, where does a snake wear a tie?

My neck has a clear end, and the purpose of a tie is to (arguably, I’m just guessing here) tie off the collar of your shirt, what kind of shirt would a snake wear? The tie for humans is arguably more related to our body shape than neck components, so you can’t even say relative to a comparable organ or bone. So where does a snake wear a tie?

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 15 hours ago

The answer was in my childhood the entire time

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 16 hours ago

Every now and then a snake hatches with one or more legs, so just above the shoulders... You could probably count vertibrae or something like that.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

2... don't be daft.

[–] denaggels@feddit.org 8 points 17 hours ago

I would love #1 to be correct. But there is no way #2 is not correct.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

1 at the start of the workday, and 2 by the end

[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

I think I might have to side with the squirrel on this one.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 4 points 17 hours ago

Long neck should not equal long tie

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 17 hours ago

Umm…

Normally it goes under a shirt collar, but if your otherwise tromping around in your altogether, you are going to make a fashion statement no matter where you tie it.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 17 hours ago

Por que no los DOS?