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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Its actually just IBM propaganda trying to limit thier liability πŸ˜…

if IBM software makes a bad call, that's not IBMs fault

πŸ˜…

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 10 hours ago

Management: This is exactly why computers should be making the decisions.

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 10 points 12 hours ago

Heh... remember when technology had ethics?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 17 points 17 hours ago

So has management been held accountable?

[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 15 points 19 hours ago

"Computer says no."

[–] ToclafaneTourist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I know... but... can we actually give up the hilarious situation of a ceo being fired and replaced with a management a.i, that is ultimately just an agentic LLM. So it eventually destroys the company.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

So it eventually destroys the company.

So it is just as good as the typical CEO

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

this is %90 of the reason why there are consultancy companies, I guess they will be replaced by AI which is equally good at producing wrong information while sounding completely confident about it.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 15 points 20 hours ago

Today: "But that's the neat part!"

but the modern computers are smart AI unlike 1979 computers /j

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 152 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"A computer is never held accountable, so we should put a computer in charge of everything so we are not held accountable."

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, they did sell the equipment that enabled the paperwork side of the Holocaust. So yeah.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely they were held accountable, right?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Not even slightly.

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 17 points 1 day ago

"Lavender" and "Where's Daddy" exist. Fascists already figured it out.

[–] DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago

We currently don't hold people/corporations accountable either, so I don't see much of a difference in what we put in charge.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny, management can't be held accountable either.

[–] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

This. Exactly this. If no one is ever accountable why not save some money and use computers? They don't need as much salary.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This is bullshit.

I've seen people fired from my company and replaced by AI.

Let's see the executives and managers go next. It's far, Far, FAR fucking easier to replace them.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

That's the opposite of what this is talking about. They are telling the developers that the computer should never be used the way we currently use LLMs.

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It took me way too long to understand "meat dev" just means "human programmer."

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Sounds like most politicians and all billionaires.

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems legit to me. I found a 2017 Twitter post with this in it.

A less cropped version of the same photo, showing some natural yellowing and the three hole punch on the bottom where this page was in a binder

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Unfortunately destroyed by flood in 2019 with most of my things. Inquired at the retirees club zoom last week, but there’s almost no one the right age left. Not sure where else to ask.

This one just goes down as true 🫑

via Simon Willison

edit: goes down as true in a way that I won’t be able to accept in post-2022 years 😒

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I feel similar about corporations and power.