Goetia accurate demon, not to be mistaken for Goethe accurate devil.
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Those are the pokemon ones right that teach you stuff if you summon them
Right, like Rapidash is supposed to be good at economic-social knowledge in particular.
What about a biblically accurate devil? You got one of those too?
It do be looking like a digimon ngl but at least I can understand what it's saying by reading the subtitles mirrored
It wants a biblically accurate hot dog
The horrific process that involves making a hot dog would scare even them holy abominations
Watching people complain about not getting their bear starbuck cups makes me want to gulag all these 
holy fuck am I annoyed
My family in-law was complaining that only 1 charbucks was open on Christmas Day. I don’t care if someone who doesn’t care about holidays wants to make a buck and work - but in my experience it’s some 16-yo shmuck who drew the short straw and is forced. Anyway- straight to jail
bean not afraid
biblically accurate beanis would be on the pod still with numerous more beans surrounding
If this gets no eyes might as well use it as my own megathread. Cayenne pepper that stuff goes real good in my coffee, it hides the bitterness of this instant coffee I'm drinking and adds a nice kick to it
I used to do lemon ginger and cayenne in the morning for a nice little kick - usually as a tea rather than coffee though. I like the idea nonetheless
I've not used my ginger like that but I'm interested now 🤔
Highly recommend! And for warmer weather (or if I’m craving some bourgeois decadence) I’ve made a simple syrup with it and added that to seltzer
The syrup is tempting but I'll with the first to control my sugar intake for now it's all about getting more spices in me
Same! It’s v good without - like an unsweetened ginger ale
serious? 
seriously, only shame is it doesn't disolve well enough so I have to keep mixing it
Yeah that'd be unavoidable I suppose. Still.. I might have to try that.
I want to get back to playing demon's souls again the ps3 version, I finished it before as a pure melee build. I like how when you're struggling in that game the game is like fuck you now it's only gonna get harder
Dark soul veterans would get shoved into the dirt hard, the boletaria is such a good into level vs the asylum
Undeadburg is the Boletaria stage 1 equivalent. The asylum is like the pre-Nexus tutorial area.
I do kinda want to explore the pre Nexus place more on ng+ but I still liked it. Beating Undeadburg was way easier than Boletaria if only because how early leveling up came in dark souls vs demon's souls
Yeah, the overworld is way easier in DS1, but the bosses are harder. DeS has easier bosses but the stages are harder. They at least changed the game balance with a change in game design. I suspect DeS would be straight-up easier if it had DS1's mechanics minus maaaaybe the item farming you can do in DeS.
I was tilling them fields for more of that green health grass, I can respect the weird things they did with the archdemons tbh. Dark souls focused on the combat and I can't help looking at night reign as the end goal. Closest I can think of that reminds me of demon's souls was probably Sif with her getting worse and worse as you know damage her that felt out of demon's souls with trying to get something memorable