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[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago

Indeed.

Thing I've learned in my 60+ years is that guys that look like that when they're younger often fill out and end up smokin! hot by their late-30's.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 15 points 3 months ago

There's two versions of this person.

Both keep 257 gallon plastic barrels in their basements.

One of them uses them for brewing home made beer.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

We have Adam Driver at home

Or

Dehydrated Adam Driver

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like those guys. The geekier, the better. So tired of American culture where people cant look weird or get old, because oh shit, we have to look at what a human looks like... Horrors...

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

there's a 60% chance this guy is a software developer.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was gonna say software engineers don't smile but he is holding a cat.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That's a nice pussy you got there...

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Is that kolananski?

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago

True, but post needs text alternative.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

how it feels to trim your cats nails and they don't throw a fit

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a style thing, not anything ugly about the person. Haircut, wardrobe. Not even wardrobe, never mind. Better haircut and glasses, maybe teeth? Guy has good bone structure in his face and looks built ok.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

It's the glasses. Here comes 1979.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

is that kip dynamite