So there is apparently a problem with languages such as JavaScript and the solution is to use languages such as TypeScript.
Wut?
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So there is apparently a problem with languages such as JavaScript and the solution is to use languages such as TypeScript.
Wut?
TypeScript and safety-critical paths should not be in one sentence.
wut ?
Why ?
Genuinely curious to learn from your arguments
It's Javascript with types. You are still using one hundred NPM packages to do the simplest thing. Any string can be JSON. And Node is single-threaded, so if you plan to create some kind of parallel computation, you'd need to run 16 Docker containers of your Node server, one per CPU core, with NGINX or some other load balancer at the business end, and hope that your database engine won't reorder transactions. And yeah, Docker is mandatory, because Node version in your latest Ubuntu release is already outdated.
don't just m-dash
chat gippity
Maybe, but always remember LLMs are trained on real people. Some people naturally use similar styles to some LLM tica as it was stolen from them in the first place.
Don't just state—regurgitate!
Sounds like they want Ada Spark and not Rust.
Go and Python and Typescript all have their own footguns.
I assume Rust is the same, but haven't used it personally to see
Rust is the foot gun, it's so perfect that you genuinely cannot just sit down and type out what you need.
Just don't do bugs. How hard is that?
According to all teams I've worked on.
Pretty fucking hard.
I know this is satire, But really though better languages that make various classes of defects unrepresentable reduce defects. It's wild that such a statement needs to be made, but our industry is filled with folks who don't critically think about decisions like these.
Like the age old advice for getting better at Smash Brothers - Don't get hit.
My second favorite prompt, behind "Do not hallucinate"
I don't get it.
Maybe the joke is nothing complex is written in fad languages?
Maybe the joke is the discounting of peer review and testing?
Maybe the joke is the lack of devops knowledge where Python is extra steps over other scripting languages?
It seems like promotion of fad languages. When I was younger, I chased fads and lost hard. I'll stick with C and C++. Run-time failures happen to everyone including fad languages. Here's looking at you Rust CVE's. Better to have loved and lost, something, something.
I'm completely confused by why they seem to think it's impossible to have coding errors in rust. I'm also confused as to why they seem to think that errors are actually a problem. You get them you fix them. Who cares about what language you do it in.
This stinks of somebody who's been in the industry for about 2 years and now thinks they're hot shit.
it's just negligence with better marketing
Good damn I hate that tone it reeks of LinkedIn llm-powered personal branding. Weak ideas with writing that tries to sound strong is the worst.