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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows its best to write modern bootloaders in Matlab.
You joke, but my first "lets make facebook, but..." comment was from an electrical engineer buddy that wanted to use matlab. That was the whole pitch. "Facebook, but matlab."
It did not go far.
Real men use Scratch for everything.
There have been multiple operating systems written in Haskell
I believe you and I'm sure they were fine.
I wrote an XML parser in LabVIEW once. Just because you can doesn't mean it's the right thing to do lol.