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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oh FUCK! It's 2 weeks until the end of the semester and I completely forgot about my French class! I went to the first class and then never went back! Fuck! I don't even remember where the class is, or who my professor was! It's way too late to drop! Fuck fuck fuck. Is it possible to learn an entire semester of French in 2 weeks? Would that even help? I've missed every assignment! Fuck! What if I-

SNAP

Huhwha-? A dream? What the hell brain? I graduated college 10 years ago! I never even TOOK French!

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 9 points 6 days ago

Fuck, just reading that made my stomach twist. Same exact stress-dream, over 10 years outta college, except organic chemistry instead of French... but I did take organic chem and I did really well. Rude ass, stupid brains

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bonus: When you become a teacher you start having nightmares about being asked to teach classes in which you have no knowledge, with very little or no prep time.

Oh, wait, no, that ACTUALLY HAPPENS, ALL THE TIME.

I once was given 15 minutes to prep a 1 hour lecture on how 401Ks work. I was a computer instructor.

They said it was the best presentation they ever had.

🤷

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

I remember those modems, they were terribly slow but made kickass music

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Brain: but what if you went back to take a French class, now you're prepared * taps temporal lobe *

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Reincarnation still has a few kinks to work out apparently

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 106 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OGLAF IN comicstrips@lemmy.world!

Finally!

With active ban on adult content!

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah great comic but warning that about 50% of the comics depict sex.

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 87 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's... a bad underestimation. And weighted by what manner of sex, it's closer to 99.9999% maybe.

Yet still not porn.

Best web comic IMO.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 54 points 1 week ago

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 week ago

Yeah I almost wrote it was porn but then I thought nah somehow that definition doesn't fit. It's just sexually explicit comedy.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Voyager makes a mailto out of @lemmy.world.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

!comicstrips@lemmy.world

Or you can let it convert that to !comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks.

[–] Penguin_1024@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Summit also has a mailto link there.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is my favorite Oglaf of all time and I've read a lot of them. It accurately sums up having ADHD + Anxiety

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same, I've read so much Oglaf but if you asked me to recall one single one, it would be this one. Followed maybe by the wizard who had to catch his semen in jars before they could escape, but that's just stuck there because... wtf oglaf.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

if you asked me to recall one single one, it would be this one

Damn, not even the fountain of girl?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

chugs without restraint

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fountain one I remember is fountain of doubt (I think?)

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's another great one in the fountain series.

Possibly Oglaf at its most philosophical.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

That's amazing

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The cumsprite series is also amazing. Not the one you're referencing, but worth a read

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They sell a cum sprite plush on the store. I love it.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

That's where you buy them and then have them carefully positioned on a teams call and see who cracks up

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hate dreams like that. Usually school related, and I'm many decades past any of that trauma, yet it takes a few seconds after waking to get over the anxiety.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

I teach at a university, and I still have school-related dreams, except they're about having the wrong PowerPoint presentation or my laptop not working with the projector. The trauma never ends.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Did you study for tomorrow's exam, though..?

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oglaf?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oglaf!

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

OGLAF!!!

EDIT: Link is now correct.

[–] Sleepkever@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why the duck does this link me to an ad page for voyager instead of the actual community? Is that the default for voyager?

Thats highly annoying and actually breaks the community linking in the Thunder app since it goes to an outside website first...

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

Because I never knew that the app is doing that. Changed it in my settings for the future, thanks for the info.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm on Voyager right now myself and it was one of the first things I changed for links because I see no reason to advertise my freaking app to everyone.

!oglaf@discuss.online

[–] aeharding@vger.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It shouldn’t ever do that pasting into the app. Maybe @FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org is on an old version of Voyager?

If you ever see a vger.to link get pasted into a comment you’re composing on Voyager lmk. It should always be stripped out. If it isn’t, there is a bug.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

Thanks for the info, didn't knew that had to change it in the settings and I never really checked them out.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Ooooooooggglllaafff!!!

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Indeed.

[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

You think this is funny? Put yourself in his position!

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 25 points 1 week ago

Me in like all of my dreams

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago

Couldn't even pass the crow bar.

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

we all had this dream.

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 6 points 1 week ago

He failed the bar exam and you're laughing