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You joke but my work used to make people take personality tests and then making decisions based on it…….. Except the test gave you a colour as a personality and the logic was you need a balance of each type of colour.
I just did one for fun and got INTJ-T which means i have autism and adhd because half the questions were do you have autism and the other half was do you have adhd and the answer to both is yes
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Lmao the exact same thing happened to me multiple times, I always either get INTP of INFP, and as soon as an employers see the "Introvert" it's "Uh yeah sorry not what we're looking for."
And glad I'm not the only one that noticed half the questions are pretty much just "Are you AuDHD?"
This is definitely one of the upsides of working blue collar jobs, I'm never in a million years going to be asked any of this shit by a potential employer lmao
And it’s so ridiculous too.
All porks are introverted as hell but that’s seen as classy. Said it earlier in this thread but the only chance you have to get hired I’m realizing is to play the manic pixie dream girl to their depressed shy passive young man.
YOU do ALL the hiring process while they passively twiddle their thumbs in the corner and play coy. You follow up and remind them you applied and they don’t react…like at all.
I have a bad history with this. I got in a reasonable amount of trouble at work once for pointing out this is just a horoscope for people with linked-in profiles.
Type of person 1 needs you to approached directly as they value their time
Type of person 2 likes to be praised for their hard work.
Motherfucker that’s just cold reading - these wide open statements apply to almost everyone. Nobody likes their time wasted and everyone likes to be recognised for their efforts. This is the same scam people have pulled for years. Dressing it in a tie with corporate lingo and draping the veneer of sciencifc asthetics on it doesn’t make it suddenly true.
After making my point very clear on this I was asked if I’d like to sit out the rest of this training module for the benefit of everyone else - which I delightedly accepted. It’s very fortunate for me and my continued employment the ops director who actually runs the business agreed with me because the HR director was really rather unhappy with me.
Yes, Myers-Briggs is unscientific, created by people with no psychological expertise, and many people get wildly different results when retaking it.
The average question is also "Are you a heartless bastard, or do you live in la la land and have an understanding of logic closer to a toddler's than a fully grown adult's?"
you joke but i’ve done that test a few times through my life and i went from INTP to INFP after i started HRT
I've gotten a different result each time I've taken it
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I always get INFP, yet I'm constantly judging everyone here.
The trick to winning those quizzes is just to lie on them, don't answer honestly, just imagine what someone who is both confident but also a major ass kisser would say on them. Gets you hired every time, some of the time.
Literally, trying to understand the modern pork right now and from my conclusion the rich are somehow more passive and introverted than I am. A literal hikkimori.
Porky wants manic pixie dream workers. Someone who is the boss of the company but porky gets the salary anyway. You go and tell porky what he wants and what you want from him. How you can improve the company and you schedule the interview for HR, send in reminders and thank yous while they passively sit on their asses for the whole hiring process.
Porky may be the boss, but he wants you to be the leader.
The worst part is when you do get hired and actually attempt to be a leader and do the things that you said you were going to do, they will actively resist you because you are 'undermining their authority in the workplace', because they don't actually do anything on a day to day basis.
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Sounds like something an INTP would say
Real BNIS take
nah, i looked hard at the entrails of this here chicken i got and it tells me you're definitely full of shit
OK bro but my buddy Keith (PNIS-BUT) here said that once you start taking meat pills and fart maxxing that the Myers Briggs test starts making more sense. You just need to expand your mind bro.
you mean expand your guts? (with fart gas)
You should know that you can use multiple slurp juices on an INTJ
Real MBTI-heads know that it's the "ST" part that makes you a go-getter. ISTPs and ISTJs still get things done. It's true that INFPs are kinda useless though.
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