Grab them and put them out of your home.
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I do that
they ribbert at me
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woaw pls can u spoyler tag >! ribbert < u scarred me
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Ribbert
Ribbert
AAAH!
No amount of fixes helped, this spoiler tag is only rendered by some specific Lemmy clients
Apology for poor english
When were you when ribbert dies
I was sat at home drinking salt water when radio play
“ribbert is die”
“No”
and you??????
spooky
Ribbert is such a good name for a frog.
You need to get a frog in lady-frog drag, blonde wig and red lips, going "You hoo boys, over here" to lure them out a window.
Ngl, if I were a frog I'd fall for that.
Ahh, the Bugs Gambit
I read this is Boomhauer, g'dangit.
Give them stew that makes them blind 👍
one night binding stew works best
stew that makes them blind for one day
That's how Blind Frog Ranch started
I can think of worse sounds to come from the bathroom...
But the ribberts are in addition to those!
Not great to have them lurking in the bowl when you sit down to do your business
At least you won't be bored, with all the surprises and entertainment they offer! 😉🙄🐸🙃
I've never seen a plastic toilet before. Bizarre.
Wait. Really?! They're quite common here.
Never even imagined the possibility, and I've bought several toilets in my life. Here is Australia?
I'm in the U. S. Ours are all heavy porcelain.
New Zealand. But Australia they're common too. To be clear, its just the cistern that's plastic. The bowls are all porcelain.
They're super cheap here, so you see them in places like community halls, cafés, low end accommodation etc. Cheap to mid range homes will come with them.
Makes sense. I guess I'm curious now why ours aren't plastic!
There's probably a toilet porcelain lobby or something crazy lpl
Jfyi, the bowl is still porcelain just the tank is plastic. Its also quite common in Germany
Danke, Klofreund!
Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey Hello! my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my heart's on fire!
I heard they like achovy pizza bra
I dont think pizza bra would give good support.
-hootin but not hollerin
Hoot tribe!
If your toilet water starts turning red, you've got a real problem.
I like the idea of annoying them to get them out of the house. Like they’ll just grab their briefcase, put on their hat, and walk out the front door.
I just did that with a mouse that came into our apartment.
Due to my health I do not sleep well. During the day I would bang on the register (were it moved in) every hour so to keep it it from a good nights sleep and at night too. I played rat and other predator sounds. When I ate I would make yummy sounds and go mmmm. That was a week or 2 ago. Unless it died or moved on as I no longer hear it. Most likely it just moved to another room but nothing for a few days now.
I'm pretty sure that was a ghost and you made it seem like the apartment was already haunted, so it just moved on.
I would’ve preferred a ghost. I don’t think they like to or cannot chew wires. Actually, the poltergeist is in the kitchen. There’s always things falling over in there.
I thought so too then my wife saw it and I saw it 2 days later. Have not seen it since. About 1.5 weeks ago.
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