Futurama ass joke lol
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That's... not how cloning works. It just copies genotype, not memories
Memories are stored in dna we all played assassin's creed you just look foolish here
Incorrect, memories are stored in the balls
Emotions are stored in the shaft
balls are stored in the dna havent you played dr mario
That's why you're forgetful when you've been holding you pee a while. Not enough room for both.
Right next to the piss??
Mixed in with the piss. It's a little gritty so it doesn't flow out at the same rate, but this is why you forget things. Memories caught up in the stream
Epigentics enters the chat
Memories are stored in the balls
Wrong, the Kwisatz Haderach can access all ancestral memories of both his female and male lineages directly from his DNA.
Yes and that would have made a boring comic. This one was funny.
Still a great silly little comic that made me laugh.
Damn, thanks for pointing out the mistakes in that four panel comics with a instant clone-o-matic cum incinerator contraption that works with a drop of goop.
cum incinerator contraption
I was in a band by that name.
For some reason, we didn't do very well in the Bible Belt 🤷
I saw you guys when you opened for the Revolting Cocks. Good set!
That's not how comics work. The joke is in the silliness, not the logic.
I know you’re being taken to task for this lol so I’m sorry, I’m not trying to pile on, but this is a HUGE pet peeve for me in fiction! Especially Hitler stuff. I would love to do a story about an Orthodox Jewish family that raises a baby cloned Hitler to be a devout Jew.
Pshaw.
Next you'll try to tell me we can not create a full-grown adult with the pull of a lever.
i can get full grown heads but the bodies grow normal rate they all look like this
Molly, you’re looking awfully apish!
Frank Herbert lied??
It's all stored in the Akashic records. With the right tech it can be done.
Yet, most human clones share their last name.
Identical twins are natural clones and most of them share their last name (at least at birth and in childhood). So there is a correlation you can't deny between being a clone and sharing a name. Destroyed by pure logic. Checkmate atheist
Clearly you are not familiar with the ways of cloning.
Not a single MFer in here seen Pushing Dasies?
Nope, just us DFers.
Canceled too soon
or Torchwood?
PD was canceled too soon
There's hope yet, season 3 is in the works but still has to be picked up
