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OK, let me tell you about my many layers...
It'd be wild if it was common online to run into the type of person that would unironically say shit like "If i wanted your opinion, I'd open your skull and scoop out the shit." Cuz... Why would they be where people just share opinions? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Haven't heard that one before lol
Reminds me of the classic "if I wanted my own comeback I'd get it from your mom"
I just realized I fucked it up, too. It's supposed to be:
"If I wanted shit out of you, I'd open your skull and scoop it out."
My mom used it a lot.
Even better. I like it. Your mom sounds like a smart woman.
โIf I wanted your opinion, it would beat it out of youโ
My coworker's favorite is, "If I wanted any lip, I'd juggle my zipper."